Cageism 

A "cult" set on helping you ascend and helping orphans with leukemia

Can I interest you in cageism? We're an organization bent in helping orphans with leukemia and ascending like our glorious ascended Nicholas Cage. Let's go back. You want to drink Gatorade and eat McDonald's? Fuck it we can make that happen. You want to meet nick cage? Fuck man me too, but we can try. That's what we do. We try. And together I believe we can ascend.

Cageism by Yaboi_J October 3, 2022

Cakeism 

Cakeism - The doctrine of having one's cake and eating it too, as regards the UK government and its Brexit negotiations. The action of exaggerating the UK's potential, to make it seem that greater things are possible than reality offers. Cakeism is used by 'Cakeists' to win people over with baseless offerings such as the red bus used in the UK referendum, with the aim to leave Europe. It is often related to feelings of loss of the British empire. It can also be associated with political opportunism.

You may believe that the UK can once more achieve an Empire, but times have changed, and we are an integrated part of European now. We need to maintain closeness with our neighbours to ensure peace, and that is why the European Union was created. Your aspirations of grandeur and supremacy are pure Cakeism, and you, my friend, are a cakeist

Cakeism by DaveMonty February 5, 2018

cagism 

Cagism is fascinating religion that is centered around the idea of whether a particular individual, Calen Clapp or Casualwarrior43, is or is not a god. The central belief of this religion is that this person possesses a unique divine power, and followers of Cagism engage in specific rituals, traditions, and practices that are focused on this idea. The traditions and practices associated with this religion. Is gorting, gatting, and blicking.
Gorting and gatting could refer to a wide range of practices, depending on the specific beliefs and traditions of Cagism. Without further context, it is difficult to determine the precise nature of these practices. However, they could be seen as forms of worship or meditation, intended to help followers connect with the divine power of Calen Clapp or Casualwarrior43.
Blicking, on the other hand, is described as a specific tradition that involves finding the holy spirit of a person named Jick and casting him into a room of gats. Jick emerges from the room with the secrets of society. This tradition could be interpreted in a number of ways, depending on the beliefs and practices of Cagism. For example, it could be seen as a ritualistic form of divination, intended to reveal hidden truths about the world and susciety

One of the key features of Cagism is the sacred text. This text, known as "He said let there be gats and gorts existed," is believed to contain the fundamental truths of Cagism and to provide guidance and inspiration

Cagism is the best religion

cagism by Gatcat March 21, 2023

Caseism 

When someone bans you or demonizes or complains about you using all caps.

Caps don't = shouting ffs

CAPS ARE THE FUTURE!

ME: HEY THIS IS A NICE CHATROOM YOU GUYS GOT HERE!

Them: Ban this guy hes using all caps!

Me: THIS IS CASEISM!

Mod: Banned

Caseism by nosureifsrs12345678 September 25, 2010