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To be enjoying coffee either alone or with someone. Taking time out to have coffee.
Hi Pete, sorry I'm late I was coffeeing with Holly.
Coffeeing by toroboy February 9, 2010
A verb used to describe drinking coffee.

Variations of the word: need some coffeing done, coffeed.
Samantha: What were you up to yesterday evening? I called you, like, 50 times at 6 pm?
Aaron: Take a chill pill, Sam. I was just coffeeing and listening to music.
Coffeeing by glitterglamsparkles September 21, 2016

caffiending 

the absolute need for caffeine intake. normally occurs in the morning before anything deemed productive can take place.
Khump: "i can't concentrate right now, i'm totally caffiending"

BLaz: "get out of my office and go to the starbucks across the street"
caffiending by Khump January 5, 2011

caffeining up 

Drinking one cup of caffeine after the other to keep yourself awake to survive a long day at work.
Komal has been caffeining up all day.

Hey stop caffeining up, you wouldn't be able to fall asleep otherwise.
caffeining up by yogapranam March 16, 2014
a homostralian slang term, relating to lewd acts peformed in the back of vans
mash is busy coffeeing again
coffeeing by spamanda September 17, 2007

caffiending 

To need some sort of a caffiene fix
Dude, this hangover has got me caffiending
caffiending by Penny89 September 5, 2009
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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