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A triple ended, thick spiked penis, resembling that of a cactus.
"I hope his cactua penetrates you in both places and stabs you simultaneously."
Cactua by fuckacactua December 1, 2015
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Cactus Jack fucked me 

When a person is very hungry so they pull up to McDonald's and they want to try something new so they order the travy patty using the secret code: "Cactus jack fucked me".

Other codes could be used too such as:

"Cactus jacked me off"
"Jacques Webster sent me"
"Cactusjack fucked my cat and bit my dick off"
"You know why I'm here"

Usually after the code the costumer will play Sicko Mode to unlock the travy party.
McDonald's worker: "Hi what can I get for you today?

Costumer: "Cactus jack fucked me"

Mcdonald's worker: "I'm sorry what was th..."

Costumer: *INSERTS SICKO MODE*

McDonald's worker: "So you want a Sprite with that?"

Costumer: "Yeh"
Cactus Jack fucked me by Xbox1spaz69 September 13, 2020
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Urethra Cactus 

A broad term to describe medical conditions where the patient suffers from being a human. The condition was named in such a way to induce panic in patients when they realize that they are, in fact, human.
Doctor: I'm sorry Sam, but you have urethra cactus

Sam: *pulls out a gun and kills himself*
Urethra Cactus by TheOriginalYeet January 2, 2021
Harry styles once yelled “Cacta!” Instead of “cactus” while singing his song Kiwi, and we all thought he glitched.
“What does cacta even mean?”

“It means cactus, Harry Styles said it once and the stans went crazy
Cacta by ThatOneArtHoe September 6, 2020

Cactus content 

Poking fun of someone; annoy them
Beerbongjohn hated to be associated with fish content so now he will be connected to cactus content
Cactus content by jedisithlord March 15, 2020

stroke my cactus 

Travis Scott's song "through the late night" has a line: "Relieve my heart of malice, hit my palace
Stroke my cactus, oh, don't wait
Don't play" which basically means Rub my dick
"what do you want to do"
"Stroke my cactus"
'Who the fuck says that??"
"Travis Scott"
stroke my cactus by StrokeMyCactus November 30, 2016

Cactus content 

The act of being prickly
The beerbong guy sure love using cactus content
Cactus content by Ragerace March 15, 2020
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