cactopus

Mythical or supposed hybid amphibious octopus with fur and a cat's head.

Horace, 1676; "I comme apon theyt Cactopus inne theyt wooden acrye, half inne-to brookye, tenntacyles waveyt."

by M. A. J. November 9, 2006

cactopus

When a girl hasn't shaved her pubes in a short while and they end up stubby and spikey.

I picked up a girl last night and she had a cactopus. After some hot sex I looked down and I was bleeding excessively

by Jake Huang June 24, 2006

Cactopus

A person who only pranks someone out of spite

Brett is such a cactopus, he only pranks someone when he’s mad.

by 150thefatass November 22, 2021

Cactapus

A Plymouth based band who play mainly covers in local venues, four members, and a damn good website.

www.cactapus.tk

by Not a member of the band. October 12, 2008

coctopus ratio

When at a social gathering, it refers to the ratio of men to women.

Brian: Did you see all of those fine ass hoes in there?
Mike: Yeah the coctopus ratio was like one to two.

by Rosegger January 17, 2008

Cactupus

Cactupus is a word, it means both everything and nothing and can be used in any context.

It also sounds like it should be a word, but isn't.

The english language does not have a word that means nothing and everything. To be honest i think this is a disgrace.

Dude, I love your cactupus
Thats a beautiful cactupus
Touch my cactupus
Feel my cactupus
Put that cactupus away
Don't put that cactupus in your pocket, It'll eat away at the lining like an agitated flan
Dunk my cactupus
Cactupus that bitch
What kind of cactupus are you!?!
I think ive got a cactupus wedged in my ass
Cactupus sucks
Cactupus sucks your mum
Cactupus sucks your dad
Cactupus sucks everyone
Everyone sucks cactupus
Everyone is getting bored of the sucks analogy... cactupus
That cactupus just exploded!!
That cactupus just imploded!?!
What the hell is a cactupus?
Are you a cactupus?
Is he a cactupus?
Is that a cactupus?
Could you tell your cactupus to stop humping my leg?

by The man with the erection May 11, 2009

Cactapuss

When a girl's pubic region is between groomings (i.e. shaving/waxing) and the hair begins to grow back, it is typically short, coarse and prickly, like a cactus.

During that phase, she can be said to have a "cactapuss", also can be referred to as a 'cactapussy'.

"I need to make a waxing appointment to take care of this cactupuss"

"I can't fool around with Tom tonight, I gots a bad case o' cactapussy"

"Cletus, get your bitch ass over here and water my cactapuss"

by Ti-Hans March 31, 2009