cactopus

Mythical or supposed hybid amphibious octopus with fur and a cat's head.

Horace, 1676; "I comme apon theyt Cactopus inne theyt wooden acrye, half inne-to brookye, tenntacyles waveyt."

by M. A. J. November 9, 2006

cactopus

When a girl hasn't shaved her pubes in a short while and they end up stubby and spikey.

I picked up a girl last night and she had a cactopus. After some hot sex I looked down and I was bleeding excessively

by Jake Huang June 24, 2006

Cactopus

A person who only pranks someone out of spite

Brett is such a cactopus, he only pranks someone when he’s mad.

by 150thefatass November 22, 2021