comme 

a communist bastard. John Kerry.

John Kerry is a comme bastard.

comme by Ross July 28, 2004

Comme ma bite

Something to tell in response to someone who's describing something enormous. Works also with something awesome.

This expression has a French origin and means literally : "like my dick".
Phonetic spelling: /kɔm/ /ma/ /bit/

1. "Dude, look at this plane, it's enormous !"
"Yeah, comme ma bite."

2. "The party last night was awesome !"
"Comme ma bite."

Comme ma bite by Lecmaniac April 25, 2010

comme ci, comme ça 

From French "comme ci, comme ça" (literally "like this, like that"), meaning "so so", not really good nor bad.

Q: "How's it going with the insurance?"
A: "Comme ci, comme ça... they're paying for the damage, but keep dragging on."

Q: "How are you?"
A: "Comme ci, comme ça... haven't slept much the last couple of days."

Q: "There! My extra-special burger!! How do you like it?"
A: "Erm... Comme ci, comme ça. It's got too much pickles!"

comme ci, comme ça by MidnightCreations April 21, 2015

Comme de Fuckdown 

A bilingual (French/English) phrase with layered meanings, made famous by A$AP Mob in 2012 when a Comme des* Fuckdown hat was worn in their Vice shoot.
Comme des Fuckdown is a brand by streetwear vet Russ Karablin. The design is a re-release of one done with Jamie Story 8-10 years prior for their brand The Cut.
* 'des' because poking fun at Japanese fashion brand Comme des Garçons, not 'de'.

Omiglob, those chicks with the designer purses think they're such hot shit - Comme des Fuckdown

Whatever spelling, comme de fuckdown.

Comme de Fuckdown by yaaqob22 October 26, 2016

comme du monde 

a french/Quebec french expression meaning:

a )the way things are done, or are supposed to be done

or b) the way a thing is done by normal and civilized people.

a small boy comes home and starts shouting at his father: hoo-hoo, old man, help me with my homework immediately.

father: Brandon, young man, I refuse to listen to you like this. kodem koll go take of your coat and boots, then go to your and calm down, then after that come back and talk to me comme du monde and ask nicely for my help and attention.

comme du monde by Uncle Dimma November 7, 2012

comme du monde 

a French/Quebec French expression meaning:

a )the way things are done, or are supposed to be done

b) the way a certain thing or activity is performed by normal and civilized people.

a small boy comes home and starts shouting at his father: hoo-hoo, old man, help me with my homework immediately.

father: Young man, I refuse to listen to you when you talk to me like this. kodem koll go take off your coat and boots, then go calm down, after that come back and talk to me comme du monde, make sure to ask nicely for my help and attention.

comme du monde by Uncle Dimma September 1, 2012

Comme de Fuckdown 

An expression which comes from writing the sentence "Calm the fuck down" as if it were French: "Comme" for Calm, "de" for the, and Fuckdown altogether. It is probably trying to make fun of both English slang (da/de used for "the") and French language (or, of French people that don't know how to write English properly).

The expression "Comme de Fuckdown" was made popular by a Dutch apparel company producing caps, t-shirt and goodies displaying that sentence.

What is this "Comme de Fuckdown" everyone is wearing? - Don't know dude, some Dutch company.

I'm going to freak out... - Comme de Fuckdown (Calm the fuck down)

Comme de Fuckdown by BBB's cube September 17, 2013