Cactacius
Cactacius by lordofthebagels May 24, 2014
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Cactapus
A Plymouth based band who play mainly covers in local venues, four members, and a damn good website.
Cactapus by Not a member of the band. October 12, 2008
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Cactapuss
When a girl's pubic region is between groomings (i.e. shaving/waxing) and the hair begins to grow back, it is typically short, coarse and prickly, like a cactus.
During that phase, she can be said to have a "cactapuss", also can be referred to as a 'cactapussy'.
During that phase, she can be said to have a "cactapuss", also can be referred to as a 'cactapussy'.
Cactapus
Cactapus by abearproductions September 18, 2010
Cactapus
A mythical, magical creature that (though can't be described) likes doing stuff and things, but not too much or too many of them.
Cactapus by thecactapus.blogspot.com May 18, 2010
cactaceous
Two definitions:
Archaic: cactus-like or prickly
21st Century: awesome, bad, cool, something or someone really good or excellent.
Archaic: cactus-like or prickly
21st Century: awesome, bad, cool, something or someone really good or excellent.
cactaceous by Sullyart January 23, 2010
cactapus
1. Often used in frustration, the term for that moment when the right word is somehow stuck in a way that it cannot be expressed and therefore results in either hilarity or embarrassment.
2. Refers to the eight-tentacled creature whose suction cups are replaced with painful needles similar to a cactus.
2. Refers to the eight-tentacled creature whose suction cups are replaced with painful needles similar to a cactus.
"Dammit! I keep having a cactapus!"
"A what?"
"Like a brainfart except with words."
"Never hug a cactapus. Their tentecles are PAINFUL!"
"A what?"
"Like a brainfart except with words."
"Never hug a cactapus. Their tentecles are PAINFUL!"
cactapus by lolgirl607 March 6, 2012
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