Cactapus
A Plymouth based band who play mainly covers in local venues, four members, and a damn good website.
www.cactapus.tk
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Cactapus
A mythical, magical creature that (though can't be described) likes doing stuff and things, but not too much or too many of them.
Cactapus by thecactapus.blogspot.com May 18, 2010
cactapus
1. Often used in frustration, the term for that moment when the right word is somehow stuck in a way that it cannot be expressed and therefore results in either hilarity or embarrassment.
2. Refers to the eight-tentacled creature whose suction cups are replaced with painful needles similar to a cactus.
2. Refers to the eight-tentacled creature whose suction cups are replaced with painful needles similar to a cactus.
"Dammit! I keep having a cactapus!"
"A what?"
"Like a brainfart except with words."
"Never hug a cactapus. Their tentecles are PAINFUL!"
"A what?"
"Like a brainfart except with words."
"Never hug a cactapus. Their tentecles are PAINFUL!"
cactapus by lolgirl607 March 6, 2012
cactapus
1. The offspring of a cactus and an octopus.
2. When a female shaves her downstairs and then allows the hairs to grow back just enough to make it prickly, like a cactus.
2. When a female shaves her downstairs and then allows the hairs to grow back just enough to make it prickly, like a cactus.
cactapus by Phillip Mugooch February 12, 2010
cactapus
"hey jimmy, what's the matter with your face? It's all scratched and looks like a crime scene!" Mellissa's got cactapus.
cactapus by booyah kid January 7, 2006
cactapus
A half cactus, half octopus who lives in the snow. The reason for this being, that the first generation of Cactapi couldnt decide whether to live in desert or ocean, and due to alot of family feuds, they ended out living in snow. Pretty much any snow, anywhere.
History: Actually a word I used as an insult one morning. I attempted to say Cactus and said Cactapus. I bet you can tell I'm not very good at mornings.
(Dear Cactapi, I am terribly sorry for using your species as an insult.)
History: Actually a word I used as an insult one morning. I attempted to say Cactus and said Cactapus. I bet you can tell I'm not very good at mornings.
(Dear Cactapi, I am terribly sorry for using your species as an insult.)
"You you... you, CACTAPUS!"
cactapus by Anna-Marie September 28, 2005