Cankered 

A nasty, dirty and often diseased whore's crotch. Typically the filthy crotch and neither region of a prostitute, meth whore or crack whore or just a chick with a dirty, cankered up crotch.

Stan: What's up Carl. Are you seriously going to go out with Jane?
Carl: Yea broooohhhh. I be getting me some a dat!
Stan: You and about six dozen others brooohhhh! That chick is cankered. Wear a sock braaahhhh. Wear a sock!

Cankered by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015

cankered 

verb - being completely utterly fucked up
adj - corrupt, down right wrong
noun - a worthless bastard

(born through first use on August 29, 2005 through the creative stylings of R&T)

verb: That is so cankered out.
adj: That bitch has been round the block, and damn, she is cankered.
noun: What a fucking canker...

cankered by TDeucez September 11, 2005

cankered cooter 

Nasty, crusted VAGINA, also infections of the vagina

She went to the bar and had a one night stand and now she has a cankered cooter.

cankered cooter by bamagirls September 22, 2014

Conkered 

When you're at a party and you feel really energetic when you have only had a few drinks, you're a bit tipsy and light headed but completely wasted.

In that confident and happy state.

Not to be confused with wankered which is when you are completely shit faced.

Another word for tipsy.

"I'm completely conkered!"
"But mate, you've only had two drinks?"
"I know!"

Conkered by DavidWood95 October 31, 2011

Cackered

Being really energised, the opposite of knackered.

Johnathan was so full of energy, he was properly cackered.

Cackered by Tomadango August 29, 2019

ball cancered 

Function: adjective

1. being under the influence of marijuana.

this is so named because of a recent study that has shown a supposed causal link between smoking marijuana and certain aggressive strains of testicular cancer.

Dude, we got some really kind bud last weekend. I was so ball cancered out of my mind.

ball cancered by flatcurve February 16, 2009

clankered 

To shit ones pants in the most funniest of ways.

Nicola: Ah no I just clankered my nicks.

clankered by Lora Logic July 8, 2007