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compute
me: hey gabby, wanna compute after school today?
gabby: sure! i love to compute, its what im best at!
gabby: sure! i love to compute, its what im best at!
compute by xoxmissy247 November 27, 2012
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Compute-Ability
Compute-Ability is a "tech" show on Justin.tv and Ustream.tv, which can be found at compute-ability.com
Compute-Ability by ImTheBestest March 27, 2010
Compute-Shaming
The act of criticizing or seeking to embarrass a person, persons, or entities for how much compute they use in reference to their use of Large Language Models.
Compute-Shaming by YabbaDabbaDont June 15, 2026
Does not compute
A phrase often used by computers and robots in science fiction TV shows and movies, meaning failure to understand.
The phrase has been attributed to the comedy TV show ‘My Living Doll’.
The phrase has been attributed to the comedy TV show ‘My Living Doll’.
Does not compute by AuntyMouse April 12, 2009
Does not compute
Does not compute by nate-dawg-dizzle December 7, 2009
house of ill compute
I felt a little awky about going to a brick-and-mortar whorehouse, so I decided to try a house of ill compute!
house of ill compute by pentozali May 22, 2010
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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Word of the Day on October 16, 2026
fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026