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Someone who is a particularly large piece of shit. From the Spanish "caca" in the superlative form.
"That guy really mistreats people, he's such a cacón".
Cacón by HonestSpiel November 6, 2019
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Your being really mean Cacon
cacon by Landonisanidiot December 16, 2021
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Canon City, Colorado 

A shitty city that is known for a huge sexting scandal in 2016 where the high school and middle school girls, some as young as 12, gave out pics and porn and nudes of themselves to all the guys. The pics were collected and traded like baseball cards. Someone at the school didn't want to be a porn star so she blew the whistle on the whole thing. Some of the older guys got suspended for having pics of the 12 year olds but all criminal charges were dropped because nobody in the school really gave a shit.
Everyone in Canon City, Colorado wishes they were somewhere else.
Canon City, Colorado by oceancats January 25, 2017

Canon City High School 

Canon City High School is in a small Colorado town in the middle of nowhere that became famous in Nov. 2015 because of a huge sexting scandal. It turned out that every girl in the high and middle schools were giving porn and nude photos of themselves to every guy in the school. CNN, Fox and every other network in the world was there to cover it and gave the girls lots of much appreciated publicity. After a month long investigation no charges were filled because it was decided that nobody in town minded the under age porn and nudies.
I wish everything in life was as easy as the girls in Canon City High School
Canon City High School by hnoss April 6, 2016

Canon City High School 

This school is the sexting and sex paradise. Students here love to send nude photos of each other to anyone in the school. In fact in November of 2015 there was a sexting scandal that involved a lot of the student population, the girls at this school love to share there nude photos with every guy at the school even if they are ugly! The school even made national news! This school is not only known for its sexting, but also for the teachers that love to flirt with and sexually assault their students, and the school made national news again for this to!
Dude, Canon City High School looks like the dream, I bet everyone is getting laid there!

Bumbo Cactoni 

A minecraft cactus persona of the legendary Mumbo Jumbo built by iskall85, who isn't as legendary, but still pretty cool. But neither compare to Bumbo Cactoni's legenariness. But beware his evil brother, Bumbo Weirdonia, and his legion of weird fans...
No! Mumbo! You killed Bumbo Cactoni! NO! You frickin' idiot! What have you done?
Bumbo Cactoni by guymanperson September 23, 2017
/ˈkanən/
(canonical, canonically, canons)
NOUN

A word to describe something that is true to the original story.

Things considered “canon” are basically considered “true” (in the story).

-Similar Words:
Not Canon; Something that isn’t true to the original story.
Head-Canon; Usually used when someone creates their own AU (Alternate Universe), and adds their own “canon” part in their story.

Usually describes fiction.
Often confused with “cannon”.

Can be used in sentences as;
“George was not a canon character is the series, but they used it in their AU, regardless.”

“My AU was not canon to the original plot in the movie, but I think people will like this spin on the story.”

“They had made their own head-canon, where Lucy had survived the explosion.”
Canon by EggyYolkZ October 15, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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