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A vag that smells like rotting cabbage.
"So after she and I licked face for about 5 minutes, she told me she was good and wet and wanted to be penetrated. When I took her pants down this unbearable rotting cabbage stench hit me right between the eyes. Then I looked between the thighs and saw the filthiest cabbagina I'd ever seen in my entire life."
Cabbagina by Filthy Black Hole March 26, 2010
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Adjective: A homely and unattractive adult female that has an affinity for collecting vintage Cabbage Patch Dolls and eating anything that has cabbage in it.
That Cabbagina totally cut me off almost causing me to side swipe the car in the next lane.
Cabbagina by Patricia Winn January 4, 2018

Cabbaging 

When you take everything out of someones bag, turn it inside out, put everything back in and then zip it up. Usually also done to thing inside the bag like a pencil case. When this is turned inside out it is called Sprouting.
"I left my bag by the lunch hall i hope no-one has been cabbaging today..."
Dude one: Oh No my bags been cabbaged! I'm gonna have to carry it to class like this and sort it out then or i'll be late!
Dude Two: Yeh and everyone will take the piss as you go along the corridor!
Cabbaging by alex thorpe January 3, 2008

Bonkyhort Cabbagewank 

When somebody wanks over a distorted image of benedict cumberbatch
oh dude, I did such a big Bonkyhort Cabbagewank last night

carbgina sandwich 

The combination of tuna salad on a huge roll with chips on top. Very full of carbs and very smelly like a gina.
"Wow this carbgina sandwich tastes like dirty pussy."

cabbaging 

Cabbaging is a game in which players, known as Cabbagers, attempt to reach the oldest page on a website in a given number of clicks from a predefined starting point.
History
Cabbaging was first played by five people sharing an office in Peebles , Scotland who used it as a way to decide who should eat the "spare" Tunnock's Tea Cakes from a pack of six. The game was brought to public attention by Judy Cabbages on 9 August 2005 by writing the following letter to the BBC News Online Magazine Monitor, an online daily publication:

In our office of five people, the six pack of Tunnocks Tea Cakes does no (sic) divide very well; so we have a contest. The person who can go back in time to the oldest article on the BBC News site in only five clicks from the start page, gets the sixth tea cake for themselves. Today, I read through nature to cats to pandas and in 5 clicks, got to 25 April 1998. Reaching 1997 is a real achievement.
Judy Cabbages,
Peebles, Scotland

Readers of the Magazine Monitor began playing the game themselves and the name "Cabbaging" was suggested three days later in honour of Judy Cabbages. The name "backlogging" was also suggested, but did not catch on. On 19 August 2005 a set of rules written by Monitor reader Matt Wainwright was published.

- Judy Cabbages' original letter
news.bbc.co.uk /1/hi/magazine/4131118.stm#debt

- Matt Wainwright's Cabbaging rules
news.bbc.co.uk /1/hi/magazine/4152338.stm#cabbaging
cabbaging by email6311494 October 17, 2007

Cabagina 

This is what happens when a woman does not take care of her undercarriage and it smells faintly of cabbage. Sometimes roasted sometimes rotten, but always unpleasant. There are a number of underlining factors that can lead to this such as grooming and dieting. Also plain nastiness is sometimes the root cause.
Wow that girl I took home last night had a pretty severe case of <i>cabagina</i> to the point where I could not complete any physical intimacy.
Cabagina by MajikMan7 October 30, 2014
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