Cabbagewank

A cuss or a slur used to tell your peers that they are being a little stupid wankface.

BELLLLAAA, stop being a CaBbAgEwAnk

by BushyCuntDr4g0n July 20, 2017

Bonkyhort Cabbagewank

When somebody wanks over a distorted image of benedict cumberbatch

oh dude, I did such a big Bonkyhort Cabbagewank last night

by TheOneWhoWantsItInTheBum November 21, 2017

Cabbage wank

The act of being pleasured manually by a physically disabled person

Good night last night John?
“Yeah went to that charity doo and ended up getting a cabbage wank behind the buffet table”

by Lord loverocket October 8, 2018