CUMUS

When you nut in a container of Humus and feed it to an underage child(Preferably of Female Origin)

Old Man: Hey little girl you want some Cumus?

Little Girl: Yes Daddy Cumus is yummy!

Old Man: Hold up let me nut real quick.

LIttle Girl: Ok make it a fat nut for some good CUMUS!

CUMUS by !Hey November 27, 2023

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cumscuttle

(1) Any amount of jizz that successfully evaded detection post-ejac, but is discovered unintentionally at a later date.

(2) Anything so bad that its existence is comparable to that of left-over jizz/vaginal fluid; an exclamation of a situation's ability to evoke in you the feeling of finding dried semen someplace you hadn't expected it to be.

Example #1:
- Dude, what's this white stain on my hamper?
- Oh shit, I thought she caught it all last night. That's just my cumscuttle.

Example #2:
- Women's rights?
- Oh fucking cumscuttle.

cumscuttle by cummilingusaur May 7, 2011

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Related Words

Cumushki • Cumcussion • cumpster • cumfused • Cumfusion • Cumshit • cumass • cumbust • cumbuster • Cumbustion

cumshark

cumsharking is when typically a man cums on a woman without her knowing usually in public

Man 1: *jacking on bus*
Man 1:* sees a hot girl and finishes on her shoulder*
Woman: the fuck? did someone just come on me?
Man 2: yeah that dude over there likes to cumshark women on the bus

cumshark by FOSPOL July 9, 2018

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Cumbussable

Someone who not only makes you horny but makes you want to cum just thinking about them. Just the thought or sight of them makes you want to nut all over and/or inside them.

duante: Look pear-shaped bitches like brianna love, mya g and miya g, they be so cumbussable

kanye: ye gentles got a ass that would swallow up a g-strings and up top, two bee stings

Cumbussable by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo August 5, 2014