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When you nut in a container of Humus and feed it to an underage child(Preferably of Female Origin)
Old Man: Hey little girl you want some Cumus?

Little Girl: Yes Daddy Cumus is yummy!

Old Man: Hold up let me nut real quick.

LIttle Girl: Ok make it a fat nut for some good CUMUS!
CUMUS by !Hey November 27, 2023

cumscuttle 

(1) Any amount of jizz that successfully evaded detection post-ejac, but is discovered unintentionally at a later date.

(2) Anything so bad that its existence is comparable to that of left-over jizz/vaginal fluid; an exclamation of a situation's ability to evoke in you the feeling of finding dried semen someplace you hadn't expected it to be.
Example #1:
- Dude, what's this white stain on my hamper?
- Oh shit, I thought she caught it all last night. That's just my cumscuttle.

Example #2:
- Women's rights?
- Oh fucking cumscuttle.
cumscuttle by cummilingusaur May 7, 2011
Related Words

cumshark 

cumsharking is when typically a man cums on a woman without her knowing usually in public
Man 1: *jacking on bus*
Man 1:* sees a hot girl and finishes on her shoulder*
Woman: the fuck? did someone just come on me?
Man 2: yeah that dude over there likes to cumshark women on the bus
cumshark by FOSPOL July 9, 2018

Cumbussable 

Someone who not only makes you horny but makes you want to cum just thinking about them. Just the thought or sight of them makes you want to nut all over and/or inside them.
duante: Look pear-shaped bitches like brianna love, mya g and miya g, they be so cumbussable

kanye: ye gentles got a ass that would swallow up a g-strings and up top, two bee stings

dirty camus 

when a guy fucks his mom while his father fucks his sister...
Francois told me about the time he went dirty camus and his whole family joined in...
dirty camus by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013

cumselfie 

A picture taken by the person in the photo where they have cum on their face.
Dude 1: "Did you see Jane's cumselfie?"
Dude 2: "Yeah. I love the way the light glistens on the cum dripping off her nose and chin."
cumselfie by JollyJay1971 March 28, 2017
This is a Canadian west coast aboriginal word for candy or sweet.
"I want some chumus"
chumus by Chumus May 28, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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