Definitions by !Hey

Anal Fairy 

the fairy that comes around at night and gives you an anal exam and collects dingleberries out of your asshole, the anal fairy often tickles your asshole so you know it's there. It loves the taste of cumberries and leaves you money for them. Cumberries are dingleberries infused with cum after an anal cream pie.

Little Boy: "Hey Daddy when is the Anal Fairy coming to visit me?"

Daddy: "Whenever a big black man with a raging veiny 12-inch boner comes and ass fucks you and you diarrhea on his dick."

Little Boy: "Ok Daddy I can't wait to diarrhea on a Big Black Man's dick, and get a visit from the legendary Anal Fairy!"

Daddy: "Thats My Boy!"

Anal Fairy by !Hey May 13, 2024

CoochieCap 

The installtion of a vagina as the gas cap on a vehicle

My CoochieCap is bubblegum pink.

CoochieCap by !Hey November 28, 2023

QueefNugget 

A nickname for a hoe that acts like a bitch all the time.

Shut up bitch you are a QueefNugget!!!!

QueefNugget by !Hey November 28, 2023

CUMUS 

When you nut in a container of Humus and feed it to an underage child(Preferably of Female Origin)

Old Man: Hey little girl you want some Cumus?

Little Girl: Yes Daddy Cumus is yummy!

Old Man: Hold up let me nut real quick.

LIttle Girl: Ok make it a fat nut for some good CUMUS!

CUMUS by !Hey November 27, 2023

Icy Hot Condom 

When you stick your dick in an icy hot bottle and partake in anal and oral sex at the same time

I am going to icy hot condom Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.

Icy Hot Condom by !Hey February 15, 2023

Whipped Cream 

The act of nutting on another individual and then whipping them with a rope.

I just whipped Creamed that hoe.

Whipped Cream by !Hey February 3, 2023