cumshark 

cumsharking is when typically a man cums on a woman without her knowing usually in public

Man 1: *jacking on bus*
Man 1:* sees a hot girl and finishes on her shoulder*
Woman: the fuck? did someone just come on me?
Man 2: yeah that dude over there likes to cumshark women on the bus

cumshark by FOSPOL July 9, 2018

Cum shark 

The act of seeking out an unsuspecting person with the sole purpose of cumming on them without permission.

The target matters not, it can be their face, breasts, behind, back, and even their feet.

"Yo man, hear what happened to Kathleen the other day? She was sleepin in the library when some guy cum sharked her, it was gnarly."

Cum shark by Iliketocumonunsuspectingfeet March 28, 2012

cumshart 

A wet fart of cum and poo.

After Nate and James had sex, James let out a cumshart that splattered cum and shit on his underwear.

cumshart by Skeetl September 15, 2008

strawberry cumshake 

strawberry cumshake is the product of getting a hand/blow job from a virgin and right before orgasm One breaks the Hymen with his penis forcefully ejaculating . The product is a strawberry cumshake .

Dude i totally gave that bitch a strawberry cumshake! Wish i wouldn't have tasted it though.

strawberry cumshake by jdizzlep March 10, 2014

cumshake 

A nutritional beverage consisting of the ejaculatory fluid of anywhere from one to a number of men. Commonly used by athletes (especially bikers) as a protein/energy drink.

Will was riding his bike when he had the urge for a wholesome beverage. He reached for his cumshake and in a long slurp he downed the whole thing. He drank it so fast it was running down the side of his face.

cumshake by D T October 14, 2004

cumsparkle 

The look in a girl's eye as she is on her knees with her mouth wide open (and tongue extended outward) right before the man skeets on her face.

That Uma Thurmand lookalike checking me out from across the bar has the cumsparkle of a pornstar.

cumsparkle by fashizzle May 7, 2004

Cumshart 

A Cumshart is performed during both hetero and homosexual acts, this could be performed by a man and a woman, or any sort of homosexual couple. This is where the man cums into the other person's asshole and the woman or other man proceeds to fart with all their might and release their bowels, causing fecal matter and semen (even blood if lucky) to spray all over the males body and genitalia. This could disgust the male and if lucky, he may puke all over the receiver and cause a puke fest

Tyrone : ayy Jimbo, I totally gave my homie a Cumshart last night before kissing him goodnight, I got super lucky and there was even a big of blood!

Jimbo : Dude nice I did that to my wife the other night, though I didn't get that lucky (later on Jimbo cried himself to sleep that night, then in the morning woke up and continued his morning routine, he remembered how lucky Tyrone got whilst performing a Cumshart on his homie, he then proceeded to hang himself from the shame he had endured by being 1uped from his homie Tyrone, he was found dead 3 days after committing suicide after his wife returned from a business trip)

Cumshart by KevinSpicey November 2, 2017