An automobile driven by a cunt. Usually dented, dinged and scratched due to the driver'
s habit of simultaneously caking makeup over her ugly, gabbing on the cellphone, trying to find a station playing her favorite top-40
pop song, sipping an extra large double foam half-caf caramel iced latte with 4 Splendas, and beating her
fatherless whelps in the back seat, instead of paying attention to traffic. A cuntmobile'
s engine noise typifies neglect of regular oil changes and tuneups, and the brakes tend to squeal at every
stop as few cunts understand the importance of changing pads (brake or otherwise).