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Cunt Muzzle 

n. A woman who, when in the company of female acquaintances, blocks or "muzzles" their attempts to score with a person of potential sexual interest.
v. To prevent a woman from having sexual liasons.

See: cock block.
Tina was trying to get to know this hot guy last night, but Debbie acted like a total cunt muzzle when she mentioned that Tina is on the rag.

Debbie cunt muzzled Gretchen from making out with Jim by bringing up her massive unicorn collection.
Cunt Muzzle by Captain Kegel February 26, 2009

cuntizzle 

Cuntizzle is a nickname for an apathetic bitch. One with this nickname is slightly sociopathic and manipulative, but is a good person. It is safe to be friends with only ONE cuntizzle, because two cuntizzles may murder eachother.
Dick: Have you spoken to Cuntizzle lately?
Jim: Nah man, that bitch is crazy! But she still in my phone book just in case..
cuntizzle by assizzle March 11, 2015

cuntwizzle 

A small vaginal adornment, usually a cocktail umbrella or minature hat.
Her garish yet tasteful choice of cuntwizzle heightened the pleasure of sexual congress.
cuntwizzle by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003

cunfuzzled 

The state of being confused, or confusing someone.
I am quite cunfuzzled today Jenn
or
You just got cunfuzzled!
cunfuzzled by Stephen Travale December 3, 2004

cuntguzzlar 

male or female, that eats pussy rather well.
i am a dam good cuntguzzlar
cuntguzzlar by JB June 24, 2004

cuntsizzledick

A stronger version of sizzledickmotherfucker.

Someone who is a sizzledick but is also considered a cunt on top of his/her sizzledick-ness.

Also a way of topping sizzledickmotherfucker in a cuss-war.
Shut your face you cuntsizzledick.

You know what's funny?
What?

You're a cuntsizzledick!
cuntsizzledick by aviisgay100 September 28, 2009