cuntmuzzle

Similar to pussy whipped;

1. Over time sounding more and more like your girlfriend/wife

2. Never getting a word in and only doing what your girlfriend/wife wants

She's got a cuntmuzzle on him.

He only does what she wants cuz she put a cuntmuzzle on him.

by dogboy May 31, 2005

Cunt Muzzle

n. A woman who, when in the company of female acquaintances, blocks or "muzzles" their attempts to score with a person of potential sexual interest.
v. To prevent a woman from having sexual liasons.

See: cock block.

Tina was trying to get to know this hot guy last night, but Debbie acted like a total cunt muzzle when she mentioned that Tina is on the rag.

Debbie cunt muzzled Gretchen from making out with Jim by bringing up her massive unicorn collection.

by Captain Kegel February 26, 2009

cuntizzle

Cuntizzle is a nickname for an apathetic bitch. One with this nickname is slightly sociopathic and manipulative, but is a good person. It is safe to be friends with only ONE cuntizzle, because two cuntizzles may murder eachother.

Dick: Have you spoken to Cuntizzle lately?
Jim: Nah man, that bitch is crazy! But she still in my phone book just in case..

by assizzle March 11, 2015

cuntwizzle

A small vaginal adornment, usually a cocktail umbrella or minature hat.

Her garish yet tasteful choice of cuntwizzle heightened the pleasure of sexual congress.

by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003

cunfuzzled

The state of being confused, or confusing someone.

I am quite cunfuzzled today Jenn
or
You just got cunfuzzled!

by Stephen Travale December 3, 2004

cuntguzzlar

male or female, that eats pussy rather well.

i am a dam good cuntguzzlar

by JB June 24, 2004

cuntsizzledick

A stronger version of sizzledickmotherfucker.

Someone who is a sizzledick but is also considered a cunt on top of his/her sizzledick-ness.

Also a way of topping sizzledickmotherfucker in a cuss-war.

Shut your face you cuntsizzledick.

You know what's funny?
What?

You're a cuntsizzledick!

by aviisgay100 September 28, 2009