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I crap you negative
I crap you negative by dstikele October 23, 2009
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CRAP YOU • crap yourself • I crap you negative • I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester • Jam a bastard in it you crap • kiss the crap out of your gf • Scare the crap out of your sibling day • take a crap out of your mouth • i hate the crap out of you • shit you get for crap these days
Jam a bastard in it you crap
Jam a bastard in it you crap by DJ BioDiesel May 25, 2009
i hate the crap out of you
i hate the crap out of you by Crack564 May 8, 2014
shit you get for crap these days
Dad got canned the day before his pension would've kicked in. I tell ya, the shit you get for crap these days.
shit you get for crap these days by Scorite June 17, 2006
I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester
"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.
Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...
Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!
Edbogard: I...
*thud*
Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!
Edbogard: I...
*thud*
I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester by scodder November 15, 2012
you're look like a crap in slow motion
heavy:scout!
scout:yeah?
heavy:where is your mama?
scout:*u wot m8*
scout:you're look like a crap in slow motion
scout:yeah?
heavy:where is your mama?
scout:*u wot m8*
scout:you're look like a crap in slow motion
you're look like a crap in slow motion by whomst've am I? April 5, 2018
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