COWTB 

This stands for "Cold one with the boys." The term represents the traditional American bro culture of enjoying a chilled alcoholic beverage with a few of your fellow home boys.

Bro 1: "Hey man, what are you doing tonight?"

Bro 2: "Sorry, I have to attend my cousin's funeral."

Bro 1: "That's lame, I'm going to crack open a COWTB!"

Bro 2: "You know, I think I'll join!"

COWTB by Jbizzly May 31, 2017

rusty cowboy 

Rusty Cowboy (or Rusty Cowgirl): The act of pulling a blood saturated tampon from your girl's vagina, holding it by the string, spinning it above your head while yelling "Yee Haw", and then slinging it at the wall.

1. Ted: The Bible says man shall not know woman when she is bleeding.

Stanley: I guess the dude who wrote it never heard of the Rusty Cowboy.

2. My girlfriend was so drunk and horny last night that she didn't eve get mad when I played Rusty Cowboy.

rusty cowboy by Vaquero#1 March 19, 2014

salmon cowbell 

a huge cunt. thats everything I have to say

Did you heard that Louis and Harry were forced to stay in the closet?

Yeah that salmon cowbell made them hide their sexuality

salmon cowbell by fuckyouretight April 5, 2021

18 naked cowboys 

"In the showers, in the fields.. Anywhere in Ram Ranch"

"There are 18 naked cowboys in the city!"

18 naked cowboys by Definitions for people October 22, 2018

cowboy country 

Wild West like. Not properly planned and controlled.

unmethodical, unsystematic, undisciplined, unorganized, badly organized, unprepared, inefficient, ineffective, ineffectual, incapable

"The new manager came in and ran the place all cowboy country. It's hopelessly disorganized now."

cowboy country by dangerousness June 3, 2019

Simon Cowbell 

A truly terrible person also known as S*mon Cowell. He treats his performers no better than a pile of trash and, needs to be put in his place.

"Ugh, Simon Cowbell is at it again!"

"Denying Larry Rumors?"

"Uh huh."

Simon Cowbell by MadelineDoesItTheTommoWay July 18, 2020

douche cowboy 

Greasy filthy scragley long haired ripped t-shirt, cowboy boot wearing skid. Chases cougars with his fake shity Nashville accent. Usually hangs out at local watering holes preying on the weak. Spreads round worms and Chlamydia to every person he interacts with including pets and wildlife.

Approace with caution, pepper spray and a Hazmat suite. Is known to have winey bitch tantrums and destroy private property.

Answers to the follows calls:

"Cooooorrrryyyy Maaarkwaaarrrt"
"Hey DC!"

"Did you see that Douche Cowboy over there? Coooryyy Maaarkkkwaart....Hey DC!"

"I think I got worms from that Douche Cowboy that took advantage of me when I was drunk."

"That Douche Cowboy' s long gross hair left grease marks on my furniture."

"That Douche Cowboy is so full of himself. Look at what he is Wearing he looks so stupid!

douche cowboy by spacekitty123 February 2, 2017