COVese 

When COVID 19 has everyone trapped in their homes, grazing endlessly each day to the extent that an individual becomes excessively overweight.

I really wanted that 3rd piece of pie today, but I am trying not to become COVese.

COVese by TheWhittyLawyer April 25, 2020

colesexual

Being colesexual means to be straight but gay for the beautiful human being that is Cole Sprouse

I was gay bu when I saw Cole I imidiatly turned colesexual

colesexual by Jake Peraltas diary April 4, 2019

covereaction 

Pronunciation: Cōve • er • ēaction

Institutional and/or individual overreaction to the realities of the true statistical danger presented by COVID-19.

Deb: The Today Show has me so scared I'm wearing a mask in the car by myself.
Guy: That would be a typical Covereaction, turn off the news, Karen.

covereaction by El Jquan2 July 8, 2020

Covered with Scorpions 

When someone expresses great distress over something of little impact to themselves and humanity as a whole.

Taken from the X-Men Animated Series Episode "Captive Hearts". Annalee, a projecting empath, uses her powers on Wolverine who, as we know, is nearly invincible/heals almost instantly from almost all attacks. She begins chanting "Covered with scorpions. All covered with scorpions!" and Wolvie begins to hallucinate scorpions all over his body. He exlclaims in a frightened manner "No! Covered with scorpions! GET THEM OFF ME!" Thus, getting worked up over something that will honestly not effect him.

Person A: "Your musical tastes suck! I view you as inferior to myself because of them. If only you were more like me."

Person B: "NO! COVERED WITH SCORPIONS! GET THEM OFF ME!!"

Person A: o_O

Covered with Scorpions by ktbrister September 9, 2010

Chocolate Covered Polish Sausage 

While having anal sex, the girl has diarrhea all over the shaft and head of the penis. Immediately following, the girl cleans off the flecks and juices of the diarrhea with a blow job.

Girl: Sorry I'm not really in the mood for sex tonight...
Guy: Ahh, fine, can you at least give me a chocolate covered polish sausage then?

Chocolate Covered Polish Sausage by PolishGuy291 April 9, 2010

chocolate covered coconut crack

Noun.

THE BEST STUFF EVER!!!!!

Something that is insanely irresistible.

I can't pass up a donut, they are my chocolate covered coconut crack!

chocolate covered coconut crack by rpetras April 29, 2008

Brazilian covered wagon 

The act of gripping the elastic band on the back of ones underwear, preferably a nerds, and pulling straight back to maximize length. You then precede to pull the underwear upwards and loop it over the nerds head, pulling his head back in a very painful manner.

(Noun) Dude, Billy totally just gave that nerd a Brazilian covered wagon!!!

(Verb) Dude, Billy totally just Brazilian covered wagoned that nerd!

Brazilian covered wagon by Kevin Schmitt November 14, 2011