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The combination of looking like a caveman and having a monotone voice.
"That dude at the drive thu window was monotone, he looked like he could have been the missing link."

"yeah, he was so coveney.."
Coveney by sunny ye February 26, 2009
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Coveness 

A regular gathering of witches like a coven but way cooler. The word transcends gender. The first use of the word Coveness was in March 2023 with The High Coveness.
The Coveness from the North will be collaborating with The Coveness from South for the Celestial Bonfire!

The High Coveness will now convene!
Feeling of jealousy ‘essential’ employees Still going to work have towards non-essentials who get to stay home and collect beefed-up unemployment
I have covenvy.
I am covenvious of my roommate getting paid more money to stay home than she made before while I still have to go to work!
Covenvy by DazedDukie March 31, 2020

Covenent 

A small private school in Charlottesville, Virginia where the tuition is just over 10k. Pretty nice school with a good rep because the kids there are sneaky with their partying and shit. Another reason they have a good rep is that two Laxers who graduated from there are on the Duke mens teams and they weren't at that party...thats probably an accident. Good school though, prett good kids, there just as wealthy as STAB kids its just that Covenent is more religious and Cov. has more kids who think they're better than STABies because they are religious. Psh right.
STAB kid: Stabs better because we pay twice ur tueetion.
Covenent Kid: Psh yeah and you still can't spell tuition.
Covenent by Laxer13 June 20, 2006
Cokeney can be defined as a slack jawed yokell with newport short, soft pack, stained teeth and a bad Rihanna look alike hair cut that is often confused as a wig. Enjoyes snorting lines of cocaine and smuggles the dust into a secret hiding spot like a donkey faced hoe. Loves the cock.
Cokeney was looking like a hoe today. Okay, Coke-Knee! Cokeney lookin' Bitch
cokeney by Tomb Itconcerns November 22, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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