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Convince

I convinced my mom to make something unhealthy for us.
by StudioArtsForDancers July 10, 2017
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It means, she is ready to fuck you if you believe her.
Used especially while you're referring to your female friend in your conversation, though it can be used by females for males. *his/her pants off* is used as an adverb in this sentence. It means, she is ready to fuck you if you believe her.
Person1: Hey mane! I heard that you were hitting on her. Is it true?
Person2: Nay, she is just trying to convince you her pants off! (convince someone your pants off)
by lazy_ass June 21, 2017
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bi-convinceable

A person who doesn't consider themselves bisexual or bi-curious, but entertains the thought of a same-sex experience with the right person under the right circumstances.
I'd never give up the OFRC and I'm not really in to girls so much, but for her I'm definitely bi-convinceable.
by octalpus August 22, 2009
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Convience Store

A place where you're robbed of your faith in humanity because you realize how many people don't know how to spell the word "convenience."
Guy 1: Lemme tell you 'bout this Convience Store I went to the other day.

Guy 2: You mean the Convenience Store?
by lostallfaith October 26, 2018
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Convincidence

When the random nature of existence produces patterns from chaos, is grasped by the weak minded as signs of conscious design or messages from beyond.
Benedict: That's the third cartwheeling turtle I've seen this week, it's an omen and harbinger of doom!

Dawkins: You're mental, it's just convincidence.
by Pobotrol October 26, 2010
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Convinced Atheist

A convinced atheist is an atheist who is 100% certain that god doesn't exist. This would otherwise be known as positive atheism.
I'm a convinced atheist, god isn't real in a literal sense and doesn't exist.
by Kelmeer23 January 14, 2023
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convienceship

If there are two 'friends' who have a friendship but only one of them puts effort into this friendship while the other one only puts in effort when its convenient for them. Therefore turning this friendship into a convienceship.
Cory is always trying to hang out with Niki, but Niki only wants to hang out when its convenient for her. I guess they are in a convienceship now.
by ayyye lmao March 7, 2015
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