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Convinced 

When you con Vince but in past tense
Hym "Well I'm convinced"

Iam "What? Convinced of what?"

Hym "Of everything! I've been completely convinced about everything by everyone. Time to change my ways!"

Iam "What?"

Hym "That's clearly what they want to hear. How much change would be enough?"

Iam "What do you mean?"

Hym "Let's get precise. What is the exact amount of change I would need to achieve to appease them? What is the bare minimum?"

Iam "I don't know..."

Hym "Neither do they. They don't care. It's an endlessly moving goalpost. I change any amount and when they fail to give me what I want they'll just say 'well, you need to do a little but more' and I'll change again and so on and so forth. It won't even be enough."

Iam "What's your point?"

Hym "They're never going to stop. Their impositions will never end. The horde will never be appeased. Until we die with nothing. And 'look at him try and we're still not stopping' they'll cry laughing. Because I was right. They just want you to writhing around in our own filth beneath them like the worms they perceive us to be."

Iam "So..."

Hym "So, they've only left us one option."

Iam "Which is?"

Hym "The only thing they understand."

Iam "...Punishment?"

Hym "Punishment. It is the only thing the horde will ever understand. They pretend to care but it wouldn't even notice if we chopped off a few of it's limbs.

Iam "...They don't understand..."

Hym "There is precisely one thing they understand."
Convinced by Hym Iam April 9, 2022
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Convinced 

Oh, yeah. That's so weird that he's doing that now! I wonder what it could have possibly been 🤔 Look at them!Look at those idiots! "Is he watching? Is he not?" Hahahahaha!
Hym "Oh, yeah, that's weird... It's almost like he was convinced by a genius... 🤔 But who? Who could it have been!? To make a man do a complete 180⁰? To change his mind so thoroughly that he is almost unrecognizable? WHO COULD IT BE? WHERE IS THIS GENIUS!? It couldn't possibly be that a genius changed his mind.... Could it?....."

Iam "And isn't that you attributing motive? Aren't you not supposed to attribute motive? See, that's why I watch. If there's nobody there to keep you honest you'll just do whatever you want..."

Hym "..... Do YOU see him Iam? Do you see the genius? I just can't seem to find him 🤔 My chin is starting to chafe from all the wondering going on over here... Where could he be!?"
Convinced by Hym Iam August 15, 2022

Convinced Atheist 

A convinced atheist is an atheist who is 100% certain that god doesn't exist. This would otherwise be known as positive atheism.
I'm a convinced atheist, god isn't real in a literal sense and doesn't exist.
Convinced Atheist by Kelmeer23 January 14, 2023

Plum convinced 

Convinced without a doubt (Midwestern term)
Jack was plum convinced he could hit the ball out of the park
Plum convinced by Ravandeath January 22, 2020

Im convinced 

It means when someone is doing something really below there intelligence levels and your concern from there mental health
Im convinced your off crack bro

Coax-Convinced 

A person or persons talks to you until you change your mind.
They didn't leave until they coax-convinced me to go.
Coax-Convinced by Ladiefukinlae August 10, 2025

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” 

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” This should be the new motto of the “Law and Order Republican Party” that continues to double down on Donald J. Trump as the Republican nominee for the 2024 American presidential elections.

During the Surrender Day Eve Republican Debates on August 23rd 2023, six out of eight Republican debaters vowed to support Trump is he were convicted of felonies.

“The Law and Order Party.”

Said this.

On a National broadcast.

With the accused defendant Donald J. Trump not even present at the debates, because he is 40 points ahead of the nearest Republican opponent.

What is wrong with this picture?

To 30% of the American electorate and six of eight people running to be “political scavengers” should Trump “fall out of the sky” in which he is currently flying — apparently nothing is wrong with this picture.

Perspective: people convicted of felonies cannot even vote in elections in many jurisdictions.

One law one people?

WTF, America!!!!!!!!
“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!”
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