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Convinced 

When you con Vince but in past tense
Hym "Well I'm convinced"

Iam "What? Convinced of what?"

Hym "Of everything! I've been completely convinced about everything by everyone. Time to change my ways!"

Iam "What?"

Hym "That's clearly what they want to hear. How much change would be enough?"

Iam "What do you mean?"

Hym "Let's get precise. What is the exact amount of change I would need to achieve to appease them? What is the bare minimum?"

Iam "I don't know..."

Hym "Neither do they. They don't care. It's an endlessly moving goalpost. I change any amount and when they fail to give me what I want they'll just say 'well, you need to do a little but more' and I'll change again and so on and so forth. It won't even be enough."

Iam "What's your point?"

Hym "They're never going to stop. Their impositions will never end. The horde will never be appeased. Until we die with nothing. And 'look at him try and we're still not stopping' they'll cry laughing. Because I was right. They just want you to writhing around in our own filth beneath them like the worms they perceive us to be."

Iam "So..."

Hym "So, they've only left us one option."

Iam "Which is?"

Hym "The only thing they understand."

Iam "...Punishment?"

Hym "Punishment. It is the only thing the horde will ever understand. They pretend to care but it wouldn't even notice if we chopped off a few of it's limbs.

Iam "...They don't understand..."

Hym "There is precisely one thing they understand."
Convinced by Hym Iam April 9, 2022
Words you can keep

Convinced 

Oh, yeah. That's so weird that he's doing that now! I wonder what it could have possibly been 🤔 Look at them!Look at those idiots! "Is he watching? Is he not?" Hahahahaha!
Hym "Oh, yeah, that's weird... It's almost like he was convinced by a genius... 🤔 But who? Who could it have been!? To make a man do a complete 180⁰? To change his mind so thoroughly that he is almost unrecognizable? WHO COULD IT BE? WHERE IS THIS GENIUS!? It couldn't possibly be that a genius changed his mind.... Could it?....."

Iam "And isn't that you attributing motive? Aren't you not supposed to attribute motive? See, that's why I watch. If there's nobody there to keep you honest you'll just do whatever you want..."

Hym "..... Do YOU see him Iam? Do you see the genius? I just can't seem to find him 🤔 My chin is starting to chafe from all the wondering going on over here... Where could he be!?"
Convinced by Hym Iam August 15, 2022

Convinced Atheist 

A convinced atheist is an atheist who is 100% certain that god doesn't exist. This would otherwise be known as positive atheism.
I'm a convinced atheist, god isn't real in a literal sense and doesn't exist.
Convinced Atheist by Kelmeer23 January 14, 2023

Plum convinced 

Convinced without a doubt (Midwestern term)
Jack was plum convinced he could hit the ball out of the park
Plum convinced by Ravandeath January 22, 2020

Im convinced 

It means when someone is doing something really below there intelligence levels and your concern from there mental health
Im convinced your off crack bro

Coax-Convinced 

A person or persons talks to you until you change your mind.
They didn't leave until they coax-convinced me to go.
Coax-Convinced by Ladiefukinlae August 10, 2025

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” 

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” This should be the new motto of the “Law and Order Republican Party” that continues to double down on Donald J. Trump as the Republican nominee for the 2024 American presidential elections.

During the Surrender Day Eve Republican Debates on August 23rd 2023, six out of eight Republican debaters vowed to support Trump is he were convicted of felonies.

“The Law and Order Party.”

Said this.

On a National broadcast.

With the accused defendant Donald J. Trump not even present at the debates, because he is 40 points ahead of the nearest Republican opponent.

What is wrong with this picture?

To 30% of the American electorate and six of eight people running to be “political scavengers” should Trump “fall out of the sky” in which he is currently flying — apparently nothing is wrong with this picture.

Perspective: people convicted of felonies cannot even vote in elections in many jurisdictions.

One law one people?

WTF, America!!!!!!!!
Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!”
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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