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convince someone your pants off

It means, she is ready to fuck you if you believe her.
Used especially while you're referring to your female friend in your conversation, though it can be used by females for males. *his/her pants off* is used as an adverb in this sentence. It means, she is ready to fuck you if you believe her.
Person1: Hey mane! I heard that you were hitting on her. Is it true?
Person2: Nay, she is just trying to convince you her pants off! (convince someone your pants off)

bi-convinceable 

A person who doesn't consider themselves bisexual or bi-curious, but entertains the thought of a same-sex experience with the right person under the right circumstances.
I'd never give up the OFRC and I'm not really in to girls so much, but for her I'm definitely bi-convinceable.
bi-convinceable by octalpus August 22, 2009

Convience Store 

A place where you're robbed of your faith in humanity because you realize how many people don't know how to spell the word "convenience."
Guy 1: Lemme tell you 'bout this Convience Store I went to the other day.

Guy 2: You mean the Convenience Store?
Convience Store by lostallfaith October 26, 2018

Convincidence 

When the random nature of existence produces patterns from chaos, is grasped by the weak minded as signs of conscious design or messages from beyond.
Benedict: That's the third cartwheeling turtle I've seen this week, it's an omen and harbinger of doom!

Dawkins: You're mental, it's just convincidence.
Convincidence by Pobotrol October 26, 2010

Convinced Atheist 

A convinced atheist is an atheist who is 100% certain that god doesn't exist. This would otherwise be known as positive atheism.
I'm a convinced atheist, god isn't real in a literal sense and doesn't exist.
Convinced Atheist by Kelmeer23 January 14, 2023

convienceship 

If there are two 'friends' who have a friendship but only one of them puts effort into this friendship while the other one only puts in effort when its convenient for them. Therefore turning this friendship into a convienceship.
Cory is always trying to hang out with Niki, but Niki only wants to hang out when its convenient for her. I guess they are in a convienceship now.
convienceship by ayyye lmao March 7, 2015
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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