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Bakersfield Condors 

Located in Bakersfield, California, they are part of the ECHL. They are affiliated with the Iowa Chops of the AHL, and the Anaheim Ducks of the NHL.

frog condoms

Girl: Baby do you have protection?

Boy: No. Good thing were in the woods though. I'll just use that frog.

Girl: Oh yeah!!! Frog condoms feel so good inside me!
frog condoms by bregmano January 4, 2010

Ronan Connors

Extremely stinky who gets no friends. He wants to smash Minecraft cheeks even though they have hairy thighs. Likes to ask what your favorite color is and sit in the corner cuddling a teddy bear.
Peter- “ what is that smell”
Swan- “ must be Ronan Connors
Ronan Connors by 420WankSauce February 13, 2019

Hercules Condoms 

Sexually active males feel more secure and DO NOT hesitate to protect their asset with Hercules Condoms.

California Condor Nest 

An excessively large or thick makeshift toilet seat cover constructed from very many interleaved strips of toilet paper placed around the seat rim. So called because of the resemblance to the nest of a very large bird.

Created by persons using a public toilet who cannot bear to have their buttocks touch the seat when a disposable cover is not available, or though to be too small, thin or flimsy to be effective.

Usually seen by others when the creator leaves the construction un-flushed and in-place on the seat after departing the public restroom.
Someone at my office keeps leaving a California condor nest in one of the stalls! I wish they'd flush the damn thing when they're done.

condomsation 

The feeling of removing a condom during sex
Dude condomsation was great last night.
condomsation by cripplechrist September 5, 2014