3 definitions by 420WankSauce

Ronan Connors

Extremely stinky who gets no friends. He wants to smash Minecraft cheeks even though they have hairy thighs. Likes to ask what your favorite color is and sit in the corner cuddling a teddy bear.

Peter- “ what is that smell”
Swan- “ must be Ronan Connors”

by 420WankSauce February 13, 2019

Marty Cooke

Loves himself a good corndog and looks like one too. He has thighs as big as a table and looks like he is straight out of the cold cut meat section of your local grocery store. Also loves himself some toes.

“Why are my toes wet”
“Marty Cooke must have gotten to ya”

by 420WankSauce February 14, 2019

Theo Miller

The dude is the biggest capper known to man. Allegedly gets head in Ohio from a absolute sket and it goes for 20 mins and “isn’t even close”. He also randomly forgets about stash’s of cash and the proceeds to buy AirPods. This dude has the most African nose you will ever see on a white man.

“Dude I lasted like 30 mins”
“Who are you, Theo Miller”

by 420WankSauce February 14, 2019