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CONDAMMIT 

the art of screwing up putting on a condom & saying fk it & getting another one & goin to town ! I like that !
-- wont roll down the shaft (inside out)!
-- end of condom pops !
-- wife bites a hole in it !
-- realized it was a Finger condom & wont fit your man-hood !! LOL
-- JUST ONE TIGHT HOLE !
WIFE: "HONEY, DON'T FORGET TO PUT ON A CONDOM!" ME: "NO WORRIES HONEY I'M PUTTING IT ON NOW" .......brief pause........ "CONDAMMIT !!!BEEP*BEEP*BEEP* --JUST A MINUTE TOOTS I GOTTA GET ANOTHER ONE !!" Condom-damit! Dont be a fool Re-Wrap your Tool !! PRACTICE SAFE SEX!
CONDAMMIT by RODGER SKIPPY SMITH February 11, 2010
Words you can keep
Cotdammit Elizabeth!
Cotdammit by The YusBus August 12, 2016

condamnit 

a term used in place of "god damn it" typically refering to a condiment.
"i just spilled the ketchup all over me! condamnit!"
condamnit by qfizzle May 3, 2009

condhammic 

This means "with Dhamma", that is, consistant with Dhamma, a Pali word equivalent to the Sanskrit word Dharma. That which is condhammic or condharmic is wise, true, egoless, and encourages love and compassion in others.
The Buddhist monk's counsel to the people was condhammic as it sought to end greed, anger, and delusion among them while encouraging love and compassion to others.

condomminimum 

1. With double "m" in the middle: A minimum safety prerequisite for having sex

2. Without the first "m": An expression of zero tolerance toward car, trailer or public copulation.
1. Girl 1: Tina, you're f*cking so many guys, aren't you afraid of AIDS?
Girl 2: Not at all, I always require a condomminimum.

2. Girl: I'm fed up with this perpetual car sex. The next guy i sleep with should have a condominimum.
condomminimum by donnie_brasco December 12, 2009

condomminium 

A middle school birth control device.
Jeremy's little brother carries a condomminium in his wallet, ha, ha.
condomminium by Guido1 March 12, 2008

Condamentaphobia 

Any person that is deathly afraid of or does not like condaments.
Dylan: What does Mike want on his burger?

Brad: Nothing, he's a condamentaphobe

Dylan: What?! Not even Ketchup and Mustard?!

Zack: Nope, that's what we mean by condamentaphobia

Dylan: .....What the fuck?!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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