CONDAMMIT

the art of screwing up putting on a condom & saying fk it & getting another one & goin to town ! I like that !
-- wont roll down the shaft (inside out)!
-- end of condom pops !
-- wife bites a hole in it !
-- realized it was a Finger condom & wont fit your man-hood !! LOL
-- JUST ONE TIGHT HOLE !

WIFE: "HONEY, DON'T FORGET TO PUT ON A CONDOM!" ME: "NO WORRIES HONEY I'M PUTTING IT ON NOW" .......brief pause........ "CONDAMMIT !!!BEEP*BEEP*BEEP* --JUST A MINUTE TOOTS I GOTTA GET ANOTHER ONE !!" Condom-damit! Dont be a fool Re-Wrap your Tool !! PRACTICE SAFE SEX!

by RODGER SKIPPY SMITH February 11, 2010

Cotdammit

God dammit, but better.

Cotdammit Elizabeth!

by The YusBus August 12, 2016

condamnit

a term used in place of "god damn it" typically refering to a condiment.

"i just spilled the ketchup all over me! condamnit!"

by qfizzle May 3, 2009

condhammic

This means "with Dhamma", that is, consistant with Dhamma, a Pali word equivalent to the Sanskrit word Dharma. That which is condhammic or condharmic is wise, true, egoless, and encourages love and compassion in others.

The Buddhist monk's counsel to the people was condhammic as it sought to end greed, anger, and delusion among them while encouraging love and compassion to others.

by Gregory V. Richardson July 19, 2004

condomminimum

1. With double "m" in the middle: A minimum safety prerequisite for having sex

2. Without the first "m": An expression of zero tolerance toward car, trailer or public copulation.

1. Girl 1: Tina, you're f*cking so many guys, aren't you afraid of AIDS?
Girl 2: Not at all, I always require a condomminimum.

2. Girl: I'm fed up with this perpetual car sex. The next guy i sleep with should have a condominimum.

by donnie_brasco December 12, 2009

condomminium

A middle school birth control device.

Jeremy's little brother carries a condomminium in his wallet, ha, ha.

by Guido1 March 12, 2008

Condamentaphobia

Any person that is deathly afraid of or does not like condaments.

Dylan: What does Mike want on his burger?

Brad: Nothing, he's a condamentaphobe

Dylan: What?! Not even Ketchup and Mustard?!

Zack: Nope, that's what we mean by condamentaphobia

Dylan: .....What the fuck?!

by Randy the Dandy April 8, 2010