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the art of screwing up putting on a condom & saying fk it & getting another one & goin to town ! I like that !
-- wont roll down the shaft (inside out)!
-- end of condom pops !
-- wife bites a hole in it !
-- realized it was a Finger condom & wont fit your man-hood !! LOL
-- JUST ONE TIGHT HOLE !
WIFE: "HONEY, DON'T FORGET TO PUT ON A CONDOM!" ME: "NO WORRIES HONEY I'M PUTTING IT ON NOW" .......brief pause........ "CONDAMMIT !!!BEEP*BEEP*BEEP* --JUST A MINUTE TOOTS I GOTTA GET ANOTHER ONE !!" Condom-damit! Dont be a fool Re-Wrap your Tool !! PRACTICE SAFE SEX!
by RODGER SKIPPY SMITH February 11, 2010
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Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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