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Coalposting 

The act of posting coalposts. Derives its name from the combustible sedimentary rock "coal."

Coalposts are low effort, low quality, no creativity, and just plain downright worthless content that has ZERO intellectual or entertainment value. It serves no purpose other than to occupy space in boards, threads, and comment sections.

Even literal coal has its value, whereas coalposts have NONE.
"Brad and his discord friends assembled a coalposting anime pfp group that posts coal on twitter 24/7"

"Brad be coalposting harder than a 7-year-old in 1788 England"

"repost the gems, Brad's coalposting needs to be stopped NOW"
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chalphas 

The Marine uniform worn as alpha's but makes you want to say WTF, because it is worn improperly. Improperly wearing of the uniform can be wearing an "alpha blouse" and a "charlie shirt" with a tie.
A Marine who just checked-in to Sergeants Course looked like he was wearing chalphas. An overweight Marine wearing tight "chalphas" may look like they have on a sausage casing.
chalphas by lr980543 December 2, 2009

Coalpool 

An area where people get confused of where Cartbridge Crescent is and where Cartbridge walk is it's by the cemertree and a field where you get sick of hearing motorbikes on one half of coalpool is such a nice and quite area then you get the Shameless area where you got to parties and the music and the drinking and a good amount of arguing and fighting but also plenty of laughs Coalpool is definitely the place to be.
(coalpool) (Coalpool) (CoalPool) (fun) (mad) (laughs)
Coalpool by Great12345 July 15, 2011

COALPUSHER 

A WHITE FEMALE WHO IS FOND OF LARGE BLACK MAN PENIS.
DAMN, THAT BITCH BE A COALPUSHER!
COALPUSHER by COUNTRY WHITE BOY January 23, 2014
Super hot big cock string bean man with sexy hair and nair on his balls
That guy bill is such a chalps
chalps by Kev1771 October 16, 2020

conalphabet 

A rendition of the noises used in a certain languages alphabet, in the creator’s vision.
A conlang that only consists of a different writing system.
A dude: I just created a conalphabet!

The neighborhood creep: Yo what the fuck is that come to my dungeon.