The combination of Chuck Norris,LARD, and Alpaca's. So close to being an amazing figure but Trogdor and Raptor Jesus falcon pawnched him into Oblivion
"Oi it's a chal..what's that noise? " FALCON PAWNCH -chalpacanardis launches at cody and crits him for over 9000."
by The Juggernaught Bitch May 5, 2009
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