Derived from the term COD or Call of Duty
Used for someone who wants to do something other than play COD, when all you want to do is play.
Used for someone who wants to do something other than play COD, when all you want to do is play.
Jim: I cant wait to play COD tonight
Bob: Oh dude lets go see a movie instead
Jim: Dammit Bob! You CODblocker!
Bob: Oh dude lets go see a movie instead
Jim: Dammit Bob! You CODblocker!
by Ripped McMuscles February 20, 2011
Get the CODblocker mug.The art and practice of cockblocking, generally in reference to intentional, rather than inadvertent, acts of cockblocking. However, this term can also be used to describe the tendencies of a person who possesses a certain oblivious demeanor that lends well to unintentional, albeit frequent, cockblocking activity.
This has to be at least the tenth time Stu has destroyed my chances. That guy's penchant for cockblockery knows no bounds.
by UncleShylock July 25, 2006
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A male who unwittingly(out of ignorance) or purposefully(out of jealousy) prevents another male from engaging in debauchery with members of the female sex. Females can also cockblock, but the true essence of the word lies in the metaphor of the penis used figuratively as an impediment which thwarts any possible chances of scoring with members of the opposite sex.
friend # 1 interrupting friend # 2, who is conversing with a female at a local bar.
"Hey i don't mean to interrupt, but did you ever get the results of those STD tests that you took?
"Hey, does your Wife know where you are tonight?"
" Does your probation officer know you are here tonight?"
'What we talked about before, your experiences with Thai She Males... it's totally between us. carry on!"
"Friend # 2-- Boy, you really are a cockblocker, aren't you?
"Hey i don't mean to interrupt, but did you ever get the results of those STD tests that you took?
"Hey, does your Wife know where you are tonight?"
" Does your probation officer know you are here tonight?"
'What we talked about before, your experiences with Thai She Males... it's totally between us. carry on!"
"Friend # 2-- Boy, you really are a cockblocker, aren't you?
by Lex Taliones January 17, 2010
Get the cockblocker mug.A person who has nobody to love so they decide to take it out on you try and interfere with your relationship and stop the flow of love and emotions. They also prevent you from getting some....
Girl One: Baby, I love you
Boy One: I love you more
Cockblocker : *thinks to himself* I ain't get no pussy so I'll be a dickhead and stop these two....
*says aloud* who's hungry?
Boy One: I love you more
Cockblocker : *thinks to himself* I ain't get no pussy so I'll be a dickhead and stop these two....
*says aloud* who's hungry?
by Erectile Function October 28, 2014
Get the cockblocker mug.A cockblocker is the often stigmatizing label given to an individual who, under social norms, is charged with and found guilty of one or more of the following acts (the range of acts is not limited to those mentioned herein):
1) She/He interferes when two people are flirting.
2) She/He interferes when two people are being intimate by way of kissing, dancing, or cuddling
3) She/He interferes while two people are engaging in genital intimacy, foreplay, or sexual intercourse
4) She/He interferes in any of the above acts that involve more than two people.
Normally a cock blocker is only labeled such when she/he interferes with the prospect of sexual intercourse, but since any of the above can lead to sexual intercourse, we can expand our definition.
1) She/He interferes when two people are flirting.
2) She/He interferes when two people are being intimate by way of kissing, dancing, or cuddling
3) She/He interferes while two people are engaging in genital intimacy, foreplay, or sexual intercourse
4) She/He interferes in any of the above acts that involve more than two people.
Normally a cock blocker is only labeled such when she/he interferes with the prospect of sexual intercourse, but since any of the above can lead to sexual intercourse, we can expand our definition.
1) Ron (aware of his actions) walked over to Jim and Sally's table while they were having a romantic dinner on their anniversary. Ron's a cockblocker.
2) James purposely coughed loudly to interrupt Jenine's and Michale's goodbye kiss. James is a cockblocker.
3) Tim walked over to Gregory and noticed that his hand was in Christiana's pants. He inconsiderately bumps into Tim, making him feel uncomfortable and thus pull his hand out. Tim is guilty of cockblocking.
4) Kathy hid all the toys her parents were planning to use in tonight's secret orgy at the Krusty Krab. Kathy is a cockblocker
2) James purposely coughed loudly to interrupt Jenine's and Michale's goodbye kiss. James is a cockblocker.
3) Tim walked over to Gregory and noticed that his hand was in Christiana's pants. He inconsiderately bumps into Tim, making him feel uncomfortable and thus pull his hand out. Tim is guilty of cockblocking.
4) Kathy hid all the toys her parents were planning to use in tonight's secret orgy at the Krusty Krab. Kathy is a cockblocker
by SinedIsahnac November 25, 2010
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An organized or loose alliance of friends, acquaintances, co-workers, and classmates who overtly or accidentally conspire to keep one from engaging in sexual relations with another or laying the foundation therefore. SEE: Josh, Mike, Mauriah, et al.
I could have gotten all kinds of ass at the party last night had the League of Extraodinary Cockblockers not been there to fuck my shit up.
by big July 31, 2003
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