Joey's definitions

cockblocker

someone who prevents someone from getting sex.

by Joey March 20, 2003

dirt cert

Meaning most definately.

Sam was Dirt Cert that she'd win the audition

by Joey May 13, 2005

slipknot

Slipknot are one of the best bands around, if you actually take the time to listen to their music you will see that it is actually amazing! They also have the fittest drummer of all time, so instead of writing shit about them on here, why don't you do something good with you're time and listen to their music!

"Slipknot are so much better than those crappy townie groups, like blazin squad!"

by Joey April 3, 2004

butt pilot

A male homosexual

Gary is queer, he is a butt pilot

by Joey July 8, 2003

break down

To dismantle all equipment after a gig

Steve, can we break down yet?

by Joey February 15, 2005

Demo

means cool

Dude, that guitar is so demo!

by Joey March 30, 2004

bugger me gently with a dil-do

To be suprised by something or someones actions.

'Well bugger me gently with a dil-do' said Sara after Jim proposed to her on one knee

by Joey February 15, 2005