codknocker 

One who knocks the cod... Chupes the jueso... smokes the pole... Sucks the !&@*. AKA packs the poo.
Cod is the long phallic fish that was served on Fridays in school for those kids who couldn't eat the pizza. if you knock the cod, you pack the poo...

Sweetness is a serious codknocker.

codknocker by What the mutha December 22, 2004

codknocker 

Term is used in the fire service as the description of a large incident, i.e. a "messy" incident.

Man, we ran a codknocker today! Two cars hit head on and all the patients were ejected.

codknocker by Mike December 30, 2004

Chodeknocker

A person who is a complete udder fool & Likes to knock and or get's knocked in the face with chode's.

Also another name for a stupid whore

Guy: Dude! I went out with this girl last night named skye, found out she was a chodeknocker

Friend: Bummer man....

Chodeknocker by McLovinpants December 17, 2010

cockrocker 3000 

Harry Potter's first "broom"

Goyle, "Did you hear? Harry just got a Cockrocker 3000!"

Draco, "I've had one for ages. They really do make all the difference."

cockrocker 3000 by AlyxAnderson October 29, 2007

CockKnocker 

A term used with your inner circle in an opening sentence to grab their attention as to allow an immediate discussion to take place. Equal parts condescending and endearing. Lets the user clear the air on current or long standing disagreements. Prepares the receiver for a possible controntation.

What's up CockKnocker?!?! I still remember that time I caught you taking a selfie with my drunk girlfriend and staring down at her cleavage, not cool bro...

CockKnocker by TeamJimmy August 16, 2019

cocknockery 

Annoying acts perpetrated by cocknockers. Usually, but not always, accompanied by asshattery.

I'm getting tired of your cocknockery. IT ENDS!

cocknockery by Crusher March 31, 2005

Cocknocker 

Derives from the Silent Bob character and popularised by the rusty joystick forums troll called neomonk. Has a growing popularity to mean someone who trolls forums for the purpose of upsetting and annoying people. Also prone to pseudo intellectual comments and a self obsession with own opinions

Neomonk stop behaving like such a cocknocker - its not big, its not hard (rather like your genitals really)

Cocknocker by steven hamilton-healey February 18, 2005