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My friend has the syndrome COBD, because he likes choking on black dick
COBD by MrB0omBastix March 31, 2022
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Cobden a place in canada near ottawa who has a lot of gangstas some people call it lil compton the most wanted kid there si crack fat hes 13
yo man you hear about that nigga that got shot in cobden?
cobden by Cobdens Most Wanted April 5, 2005
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Used to describe something that was working shortly before someone touched it
It was working before it was cobdened
Cobdened by anon October 12, 2004
That blokes off his chops

Must be from Cobden
Cobden by Ya mums hot January 4, 2023
The sinking feeling when you return to your desk and find a lack of tools.
After returning to your desk to see no tools "oh my god i've been cobdened again".
Cobdened by cobdened worker July 12, 2005

Cobdogla 

A Sex Position between a single male and a female which can be performed in either Full-Cobdogla or Half-Cobdogla form. Usually requires extremely flexible participants.
Also known as: Cobi or Cobdogy.

Half-Cobdogla-
Male inserts testicles into female’s vagina, and inserts penis into female’s anus. Female then performs fellatio on male’s anus.

Half-Cobdogla-
Same as Full-Cobdogla but in addition, male performs fellatio on female’s anus.
"Oh mate, my back is killing me today. Me and Sarah did the Cobdogla last night."
Cobdogla by Jabba Da Slut March 19, 2009
Someone from the Leicester, derby. Nottingham than area who aggressively tries to convince people that they should call a bread roll/barm/batch/barm cake/bap etc a cob even though that makes no sense.
Stick your barm up your arse you cobdick
Cobdick by Evlsamo September 14, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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