Cobdick

Someone from the Leicester, derby. Nottingham than area who aggressively tries to convince people that they should call a bread roll/barm/batch/barm cake/bap etc a cob even though that makes no sense.

Stick your barm up your arse you cobdick

by Evlsamo September 14, 2018

CODICK19

Any "booty call" or "dick appointment" that occurs during the Corona Virus worldwide pandemic.

"He is coming over during quarantine, for a CODICK19 appointment"

by NCC_316 April 20, 2020

Condickted Felon

A man with a fantastic dick. The best dick a woman or man ever had.

My man's going to jail for murder cuz he killed that pussy. Its a crime having good dick. He just became a condickted felon.

by MizzV March 14, 2015

cob-dick

a variation of chode meaning that the shape of someone's dick is that of a corn cob

Troy:Hey Kev how'd your date go last nite?

Kev: not so good troy my cob-dick lacked the penatration capabilites so i just pulled my pants up and went home

by [SGT]Raptor August 10, 2009

CowDick

Somebody who has one hell of a size dick

Holy shit you have a CowDick

by JimothyTheRat November 2, 2018