cob-dick

a variation of chode meaning that the shape of someone's dick is that of a corn cob

Troy:Hey Kev how'd your date go last nite?

Kev: not so good troy my cob-dick lacked the penatration capabilites so i just pulled my pants up and went home

by [SGT]Raptor August 10, 2009

dick cob

When a female wants to have sex but your dick wont and can't get hard.

She wanted to fuck but I had dick cob

by Derpflapper July 17, 2017

Cobdick

Someone from the Leicester, derby. Nottingham than area who aggressively tries to convince people that they should call a bread roll/barm/batch/barm cake/bap etc a cob even though that makes no sense.

Stick your barm up your arse you cobdick

by Evlsamo September 14, 2018