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a variation of chode meaning that the shape of someone's dick is that of a corn cob
Troy:Hey Kev how'd your date go last nite?

Kev: not so good troy my cob-dick lacked the penatration capabilites so i just pulled my pants up and went home
by [SGT]Raptor August 10, 2009
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Someone from the Leicester, derby. Nottingham than area who aggressively tries to convince people that they should call a bread roll/barm/batch/barm cake/bap etc a cob even though that makes no sense.
Stick your barm up your arse you cobdick
by Evlsamo September 14, 2018
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