CMLITP 

Abbreviation for “cut my life into pieces”, derived from early 2000s hard rock band Papa Roach’s song “Last Resort”. Used similarly to “KMS”, referring to intending suicide.

Man, CMLITP bro, I’m fuckin done.

CMLITP by Raccoon Dude December 28, 2019

clitpenis 

When a clitoris grows to an abnormally large size, large enough to be used for penetration. Mostly seen in whacked out Japanese hentai.

After initially protesting and crying, the purple haired schoolgirl eventually started screaming out for more as she was reamed by the evil ninja witch headmistress's gigantic clitpenis. While uhh, a tentacle monster fucked her from the front.

clitpenis by lid2000 February 8, 2004

clitpunch 

the physical act of punching a girl square in the clitoris.

I clitpunched the shit out of Sarah

clitpunch by joe111111 July 22, 2006

clitpunch 

A punch delivered to a woman's clitoris. Primarily done after excessive bitching from the female end.

"I was on my period and wouldn't stop bitching about tacos while Dale was going down on me, and he delivered a swift clitpunch to silence me."

clitpunch by TwinkieHouse February 16, 2006

Clitpic 

When a girl sends a pic of her vagina. The female version of a dickpic.

Shy Pammy sent a clitpic to Shy John in response to his Dickpic.

Clitpic by Horny-American-future-wife September 16, 2019

clitpinch 

Pinch of the clit! Or stealing of the clit.

1) Actually just clitpinch

" Hiiiiii bitch *sticks finger in clit rips downwards *runs awya* haha I got yer clit*"

Posts back through thier postbox later.

clitpinch by $uzi July 16, 2007

Clitpop

Alternate term for what the media call 'overly sexualised pop music'.

That Cheryl Cole, she's so bloody Clitpop.

Clitpop by The Frohike Love Triangle June 19, 2012