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clitpenis 

When a clitoris grows to an abnormally large size, large enough to be used for penetration. Mostly seen in whacked out Japanese hentai.
After initially protesting and crying, the purple haired schoolgirl eventually started screaming out for more as she was reamed by the evil ninja witch headmistress's gigantic clitpenis. While uhh, a tentacle monster fucked her from the front.
clitpenis by lid2000 February 8, 2004

clittens 

Kittens born to a cloned cat. (Coined by comedian Craig Ferguson on CBS's "The Late Late Show," 15 December 2006.)
What do you call a clone's kittens? Clittens?...Clittens! I'm such a cunning linguist.
clittens by Mark Hertzog December 17, 2006

cliteris 

This means you are a dumb twat that is obviously 10 in sex ed and doesn’t know how to spell Clitoris... u twat
Ohh look it’s Bobby over there I bet he was a cliteris
cliteris by Bvnji18 May 22, 2021

clitenis 

An enlarged clitoris resembling a small penis.
When i saw jeff johnson's clitenis i was aroused
clitenis by viet_x_illusions December 21, 2004

clipenis 

a huge clit, that girls like to have sucked so its a clipenis
clipenis by alphaassassin2003 July 4, 2010

clitorenis 

an abnormally large clitoris that extends well over an inch, resembling a penis
...that, oh thats just my clitorenis
clitorenis by Michaelingus October 19, 2006

clitenis 

A clitoris, enlarged to the point where it comes into question whether or not it is actually a small penis.
"Man, I was about to fuck this hooker last night, but when I reached downstairs I felt something weird. Couldn't tell if it was her clit or a cock, so I kicked her clitenis-having ass out of the car!"
clitenis by He-Man Jones March 7, 2010
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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