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clitpenis 

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When a clitoris grows to an abnormally large size, large enough to be used for penetration. Mostly seen in whacked out Japanese hentai.
After initially protesting and crying, the purple haired schoolgirl eventually started screaming out for more as she was reamed by the evil ninja witch headmistress's gigantic clitpenis. While uhh, a tentacle monster fucked her from the front.
clitpenis by lid2000 February 8, 2004

clittens 

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Kittens born to a cloned cat. (Coined by comedian Craig Ferguson on CBS's "The Late Late Show," 15 December 2006.)
What do you call a clone's kittens? Clittens?...Clittens! I'm such a cunning linguist.
clittens by Mark Hertzog December 17, 2006

cliteris 

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This means you are a dumb twat that is obviously 10 in sex ed and doesn’t know how to spell Clitoris... u twat
Ohh look it’s Bobby over there I bet he was a cliteris
cliteris by Bvnji18 May 22, 2021

clitenis 

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An enlarged clitoris resembling a small penis.
When i saw jeff johnson's clitenis i was aroused
clitenis by viet_x_illusions December 21, 2004

clipenis 

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a huge clit, that girls like to have sucked so its a clipenis
clipenis by alphaassassin2003 July 4, 2010

clitorenis 

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an abnormally large clitoris that extends well over an inch, resembling a penis
...that, oh thats just my clitorenis
clitorenis by Michaelingus October 19, 2006

clitenis 

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A clitoris, enlarged to the point where it comes into question whether or not it is actually a small penis.
"Man, I was about to fuck this hooker last night, but when I reached downstairs I felt something weird. Couldn't tell if it was her clit or a cock, so I kicked her clitenis-having ass out of the car!"
clitenis by He-Man Jones March 7, 2010
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
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Pink Cloud

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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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