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clitophobia 

To be scared of the women's clitoris thus indicating the gayness of ones self.
"That guy won't touch that girl he must have a serious case of clitophobia."
clitophobia by thebeast71 April 16, 2008

Clitopia 

Clitopia; noun, a utopian society where all of the nerves in the human body are as sensitive and easily stimulated as the clitoris. Organism are as common as the average house fly and everyone is in constant pleasure.
Hey Sean, I just had a dream I lived in Clitopia, my bed sheets soaked in semen.
Clitopia by BigBodaciousBalls August 7, 2014

clitopia 

The brother city to cuntopolis. Filled with more cunts and clits.
Holy shit dude, clitopia is so much better than L.A. Fuck yea
clitopia by DelaysAssHair February 6, 2014

CLITCOPTER 

a womans clit that makes ur dick feel all chopped up after a session of rough sex with the whore.
wow your mom sure gave me the clitcopter last night, i cant even feel my dick...ouchie
CLITCOPTER by kingaaron October 20, 2006

clithopper 

Kevin was very disappointed: Peggy had turned down his offer of a date.
"You wombat!" exclaimed John, "Everyone knows she's a clithopper."
clithopper by Dunky Oggins January 10, 2004

clitopated 

to be at a lack of pussy, when you've wanted it for some time.
"Tim was clitopated for so long, that he went for even the ugliest girls"
clitopated by Dante Crowley October 7, 2007
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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