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clitpunch

the physical act of punching a girl square in the clitoris.
I clitpunched the shit out of Sarah
by joe111111 July 22, 2006
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clitpunch

A punch delivered to a woman's clitoris. Primarily done after excessive bitching from the female end.
"I was on my period and wouldn't stop bitching about tacos while Dale was going down on me, and he delivered a swift clitpunch to silence me."
by TwinkieHouse February 16, 2006
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cuntpunch

to throw an uppercut punch to a womans vagina.
I wanted to cuntpunch that stupid bitch for what she said.
by QP November 25, 2006
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catpunch

Common pose of Japanese videogame character models who appear at cosplay conventions.
Check out that catpunch pose!
by Paul H22A4 April 26, 2006
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Cuntpunching

Act of a female punching her own vagina.
Normally done to prevent doing something they will regret.
Person 1: Did you see Ashley cuntpunching yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, i heard she was trying to not eat.
by Dominico Paulo December 23, 2008
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cuntpuncher

Butch lesbian who prefers fisting as her choice of giving sexual pleasure. In the same way as coloured hankies denote what gay men prefer, a huge fuck-off Bon Jovi mullet marks a Butch down as a cuntpuncher.
Why are you walking oddly?
I had a session with a cuntpuncher last night!
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
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Cuntpunch

To fire you fist violently between a womans leg, possibly forcing your whole fist into her vagina causing a massive popping sound.
"OMG Chewat just cuntpunched Laura"
"I know, the pop could be heard for miles"
by LeeDeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 6, 2010
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