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clitpunch 

A punch delivered to a woman's clitoris. Primarily done after excessive bitching from the female end.
"I was on my period and wouldn't stop bitching about tacos while Dale was going down on me, and he delivered a swift clitpunch to silence me."
clitpunch by TwinkieHouse February 16, 2006

cuntpunch 

to throw an uppercut punch to a womans vagina.
I wanted to cuntpunch that stupid bitch for what she said.
cuntpunch by QP November 25, 2006

catpunch 

Common pose of Japanese videogame character models who appear at cosplay conventions.
Check out that catpunch pose!
catpunch by Paul H22A4 April 26, 2006

Cuntpunching 

Act of a female punching her own vagina.
Normally done to prevent doing something they will regret.
Person 1: Did you see Ashley cuntpunching yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, i heard she was trying to not eat.
Cuntpunching by Dominico Paulo December 23, 2008

cuntpuncher 

Butch lesbian who prefers fisting as her choice of giving sexual pleasure. In the same way as coloured hankies denote what gay men prefer, a huge fuck-off Bon Jovi mullet marks a Butch down as a cuntpuncher.
Why are you walking oddly?
I had a session with a cuntpuncher last night!
cuntpuncher by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Cuntpunch 

To fire you fist violently between a womans leg, possibly forcing your whole fist into her vagina causing a massive popping sound.
"OMG Chewat just cuntpunched Laura"
"I know, the pop could be heard for miles"