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clitpunch 

the physical act of punching a girl square in the clitoris.
I clitpunched the shit out of Sarah
clitpunch by joe111111 July 22, 2006
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clitpunch 

A punch delivered to a woman's clitoris. Primarily done after excessive bitching from the female end.
"I was on my period and wouldn't stop bitching about tacos while Dale was going down on me, and he delivered a swift clitpunch to silence me."
clitpunch by TwinkieHouse February 16, 2006

cuntpunch 

to throw an uppercut punch to a womans vagina.
I wanted to cuntpunch that stupid bitch for what she said.
cuntpunch by QP November 25, 2006

catpunch 

Common pose of Japanese videogame character models who appear at cosplay conventions.
Check out that catpunch pose!
catpunch by Paul H22A4 April 26, 2006

Cuntpunching 

Act of a female punching her own vagina.
Normally done to prevent doing something they will regret.
Person 1: Did you see Ashley cuntpunching yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, i heard she was trying to not eat.
Cuntpunching by Dominico Paulo December 23, 2008

cuntpuncher 

Butch lesbian who prefers fisting as her choice of giving sexual pleasure. In the same way as coloured hankies denote what gay men prefer, a huge fuck-off Bon Jovi mullet marks a Butch down as a cuntpuncher.
Why are you walking oddly?
I had a session with a cuntpuncher last night!
cuntpuncher by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Cuntpunch 

To fire you fist violently between a womans leg, possibly forcing your whole fist into her vagina causing a massive popping sound.
"OMG Chewat just cuntpunched Laura"
"I know, the pop could be heard for miles"
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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