Crawsomi's definitions

alpacalypse

A form of apocalypse where the world becomes overrun by herds of alpacas.

When I saw that herd of alpacas charging toward me, I feared an alpacalypse.

by Crawsomi May 2, 2010

womics

Shortened form of "web comics," more to satirize the idea that a word like this could ever become a thing.

Bro: Hey, wanna come out to the club with us?

Quasi-nerd: Hold on, at midnight the new womics come out and I have to see them before I fall behind!

Bro: I'm sorry you live this existence.

by Crawsomi October 20, 2011

egological

Using your ego to guide your mental decisions, usually instead of using common sense.

He is so egological, blowing off a trip to the beach with his best friends to hook up with a random girl.

by Crawsomi September 26, 2009

video dame

A girl who plays video games.

My girlfriend plays COD and Halo with me. She's such a video dame.

by Crawsomi May 4, 2010

cridick

A person who criticizes something, but acts like a dick about it.

Dennis acted like such a cridick when he kept saying that the movie sucked because it didn't have any sex scenes.

by Crawsomi May 2, 2010