CHOTD

acronym: Crack Head Of The Day. 1. A person that clearly does not know what they are doing, typically asking for too much on an item that is selling on the open market.

Did you see that ad on Craig's list for a $5,000 1995 Ford Taurus with 160,000 miles? CHOTD for sure.

by shade_Tree August 23, 2010

Choadel

Person set in a fantasy world filled with Vanity. N. Choadswipe

Pural:. Can only be one; Thank God!

Likes to go Live & Direct. Dish (troll) out but doesn't like when it comes his way.

The Choadel is an Ass; and the Ass doesn't know where it's at.

by BMS31174 October 25, 2019

Chodameter

A device used to measure the amount of trauma or rippage inflicted to the choda (or taint) resulting from the forced intrusion of an object into a person's rectal cavity. The Chodameter measures the level of torn tissue or CPI (carnage per inch) to the choda.

The doctor used a Chodameter to measure the amount of torn tissue that the victim sustained after having an angry husband's foot forced into his anal cavity.

by Sterrel and Koldham July 21, 2009

Chodarexia

A dick that is short and thin.. not to be confused with a true “Chod” aka a short and fat dick.. basically a short and anorexic cock.

Kaylee: “Omg Tammy I don’t want to date Scott because he has major Chodarexia!”

Tammy: “I don’t blame you Kaylee!.. I mean a chod is already bad enough but Chodarexia that’s next level dick disaster!”

by Wolfany August 5, 2018

choadtitus

you think about a choad,crave the choad,have the choad,etc.

Jonathan has choadtitus,and cant stop thinking about the choad

by Jonathon & Russell & Ace March 14, 2011

choadstain

Choadstain, the stain that is left behind by a penis that is wider than it is long. Normally, but not exclusively after intercourse. May also be left behind after beating your meat.

Dude, you just left your choadstain on that beds comforter!

by dubc949 May 25, 2008

Chodage

Owned/pwned by ones chode.

That was such massive chodage.

by Calhix March 3, 2009