CHEM-TRAILS 

The vaporous trails left behind by both U.S. passenger and military jet aircraft not to be confused with CON-TRAILS (Condensation trails)from aircraft especially in the 50`s and 60`s. A cloud like trail released by NWO jets that is extremely toxic to homo sapiens but not their space alien enemies. A chemical soup released at altitudes between 15,000 and 40,000 feet,which has been analyzed and found to contain the follwing:influenza agents ;anthrax; smallpox;arsenic;lead;cadmium;aluminum;antimony;barium,radioactive waste;polychlorides,oils;dioxin and malathion among other poisons fatal to mankind.

I am sure glad that the aircraft mechanic discovered the spray tanks and nozzles along with the "toxic soup" for CHEM-TRAILSaboard that U.S. airliner,or Americans might have never known about the NWO`s world-wide genocide program.

CHEM-TRAILS by T.J. Jackson November 26, 2003

Chem-trails 

When, out of politeness, you go out of the tent to fart. Then, despite your best efforts, it follows you back in.

She: "Whoa, dude, who cut one?! That shit is toxic. My eyes are burning!"

He: "O, my sincerest apologies, m'lady. I did my best to leave that at the flap. I knew that shit'd be narsty. Must've been the chem-trails."

She: "What? Who said that?!"

Chem-trails by macazootie September 21, 2009

chem trails 

cocaine lines

she sells chem trails at the hood

chem trails by BlkCntry NwRoad December 11, 2023

chem trail 

Lines of cocaine

a total kyle: dude you have any chem trails here
random dude: yeah bro they are in the table in the back

chem trail by twitchbitch May 15, 2021

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Chemtrails Over The Country Club by mayjailer88 January 14, 2021

Chemtrails

Chemtrails are the trails that are left behind by some airplanes. They're usually silver iodide (AgI), potassium iodide (KI), or Dry Ice ( CO2 (s) , Solid Carbon Dioxide). They are part of a cloud seeding program to make it rain or snow more to help prevent droughts, and to try to cool earth a little more by creating more clouds. It's good for water, but insufficient for global warming, and greener energy options to reduce CO2 emissions (like solar, wind, and maybe nuclear energy) are needed and not dumping your trash in the ocean so that turtles can eat the jellyfish and not sting you during the summer. There are more wildfires now. Will the earth cool down in time?

Tyler: I'm sweating! Stupid summer!
Cloud seeder plane: *flies by and creates more clouds, leaving chemtrails, clouds turning grey and raining.

*Starts raining.

Tyler: Yay! It's raining!

Josh: Woo hoo!

Stephanie: Woah!

*They all start dancing in the rain.

Chemtrails by HawaiianPunch1 June 28, 2023

Chemtrail Cough 

That nagging cough you get that never gets too bad but also never goes away despite being perfectly healthy otherwise, taking tons of vitamins and trying all your natural home-remedies. A direct result of breathing chemicals (barium and aluminum) sprayed into the atmosphere by the government.

"Dang, I've been drinking tons of tea and using my neti pot but I still can't shake this chemtrail cough, must be from that grid they sprayed last week."

Chemtrail Cough by peacechicken January 11, 2012