Definitions by macazootie
Chem-trails
When, out of politeness, you go out of the tent to fart. Then, despite your best efforts, it follows you back in.
She: "Whoa, dude, who cut one?! That shit is toxic. My eyes are burning!"
He: "O, my sincerest apologies, m'lady. I did my best to leave that at the flap. I knew that shit'd be narsty. Must've been the chem-trails."
She: "What? Who said that?!"
He: "O, my sincerest apologies, m'lady. I did my best to leave that at the flap. I knew that shit'd be narsty. Must've been the chem-trails."
She: "What? Who said that?!"
Chem-trails by macazootie September 21, 2009
pick axe
adjective or interjection: alternate pronunciation of kickass, something that is extraordinarily sublime. Very cool.
Guy1: "Dude, did you see that pick axe hottie that I left the party with last night?"
Guy2: "Yeah, did you get some?"
Guy1: "Dude."
Guy2: "Pick axe."
Guy2: "Yeah, did you get some?"
Guy1: "Dude."
Guy2: "Pick axe."
pick axe by macazootie January 27, 2008