captin

a man who controls cats
he who loves boritoes
the one who stole our hearts

CAPTIN!!!!!!!!!!

by sweet david November 14, 2010

Captin

Not a captain. Likes to think they are though.

Keegan’s not a captain, he’s a Captin.

by Ricjamez January 31, 2022

captin save a ho

A male who has sex with a prostitute and feels sorry for her afterwards questioning her life choices. He usually offers her encouraging advice and support to get her out of the lifestyle.

That guy was a real captin save a ho. Told me to give all this up and that he could help me find a job!

by Jenrette J. January 1, 2007

Captin Obvious

This is a person who has the wonderful gift of pointing out everything that is obvious. This person will never miss a chance to tell you something all to obvious, to the point you would like to choke them. Most of these people are usually great big pains in the ass.

Tony *watching a hockey game and eatin pizza*

Skippy: So watching the hockey game,huh.

Tony: yep

Skippy : Eating some pizza.

Tony: YES,anything else you see captin obvious?

by TV CAR March 20, 2010

Captin Wing Ding

A word used in Massachusetts to describe a guy with big red cheeks

Markiplier is such a Captin Wing Ding!

by McDonaldsOfAustralia February 4, 2023

Captin Smug

A kid with spiked up hair and glasses. Good at most things and is not scared to exploit it. When he does well in an exam for example. he will say nothing and sit there with a smug-ass look on his face

Connor: Oh look at my exam result

Bradley: thats good. why is he looking at us with that smile

Connor: Don't worry look at him he is a captin smug

by Abbottofmojo12 June 13, 2011

Captin america

verb. when someone does something with either brute force or amazing stupidity.

Glenn just went Captin America off the side of that moving truck. Wow man, you just Captin America-ed through that locked door!

by Glenn David September 6, 2008