C.P.M

Cold Pool Multiplier, your dick size as soon as you leave a cold pool, compared to the biggest it gets during sex.

I hate how Trent always strips after swimming, everyone knows he has a shitty C.P.M

by AcronymKing February 4, 2015

F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P

Song by Fall of troy, The name stands for Fuck Condoms Pre- Marital Sex Is The Shit Get 'Em Pregnant Get 'Em Pregnant Get 'Em Pregnant

I just heard that song F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P

by ICUP666 April 10, 2008

p.m.p.c.

Pooter-Mouth-Pooter-Cooter
The sexual sequence of one being penetrated anally, orally, anally, then vaginally in said order.

Jim:Would you rather be subject to p.m.p.c., or be incorporated into the human centipede as the middle link?
Bobby: It don't matter none, either way I'm waking up with a mouth full of ass salad and an anus about as strong as strawberry jam sitting in the African sun for a month.

by BlimeyCunt August 30, 2017

F.C.P.R.E.M.I.X

the original song title is F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P, it was renamed F.C.P.R.E.M.I.X becuase the song is a remix; a little bit of the song was changed near the end. (:
F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P

Girl: "What does F.C.P.R.E.M.I.X stand for?"
Boy: "It's just a remix of F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P."

by Jenxisxhxc October 25, 2007

M.P.C

M.P.C acronym used in the culinary arts meaning mean pancake club, a person/group of people known for particularly good pancakes (food item)

didn't you hear? Fizz is totally in the M.P.C B) !!

by citrus.oc October 18, 2020

M.P.C.

Look up Mo' Pussy Crew.

Everyone look out!! The M.P.C. are shit-faced drunk and there coming this way, protect your crotches. They're infamous for pounding crotches HARDSTYLE!!

by King of Hearts August 19, 2006

P.M.C.S.

Preventive Maintenance, Checks and Services: the checklist of things that have to be inspected in any piece of military gear before it is considered mission capable.

Private Pyle, go PMCS that deuce-and-a-half.

by VP-bofh January 26, 2004