by The ωord Effect ✨ May 18, 2019

by chuck_diesel January 21, 2008

by Wyett October 04, 2008

by tdog59 July 15, 2009

When you're participating in nofap and you begin to over sexualise things, like apple pies and peanut butter sandwhiches, it's time for a maintenance wank. This keeps your inner sexual deviant at bay, while also reducing the amount of awkward boners you might experience.
Guy 1: "I keep getting stiffies when I see anything that vaguely resembles titties or a vagina, it's killing me."
Guy 2: "Mate, it's time for a maintenance wank. If you don't let off some pressure, your dick is going to take over."
Guy 2: "Mate, it's time for a maintenance wank. If you don't let off some pressure, your dick is going to take over."
by Zima69err July 13, 2016

Spirits generally mixed with some sort of fruit juice and normally consumed in the late morning and/or early afternoon to help alleviate a particularly nasty hangover. Standard versions include Vodka/Cranberry, Screwdrivers, left over Hard Seltzers, and of course the Danimal. Also known as a Breakfast Cocktail when in Maui, a Maintenance Cocktail is essential for anyone who needs to rally and is eager to start working on the next day’s hangover.
Dave: Woof, I think we went a little overboard on the Peach Daiquiris last night..
Yoko: That’s why I stuck with white wine all night like a boss.
Dave: Good for you. I need to screw my head back on with a Maintenance Cocktail. Pass me the Gin and Tang.
Yoko: That’s why I stuck with white wine all night like a boss.
Dave: Good for you. I need to screw my head back on with a Maintenance Cocktail. Pass me the Gin and Tang.
by Falcon Thunder Fist March 24, 2022

by Bosancheros September 14, 2016
