Definitions by VP-bofh

loud and clear 

Used in radio communications to report that the communications link is working properly.

Station Bravo: Station Alpha, how do you hear me, over?
Station Alpha: Station Bravo, I hear you loud and clear, over and out.

loud and clear by VP-bofh January 26, 2004

flying fuck 

Go waste somebody elses time, hopefully your own.

Take a flying fuck at a rollin' donut!

flying fuck by VP-bofh January 26, 2004

P.M.C.S.

Preventive Maintenance, Checks and Services: the checklist of things that have to be inspected in any piece of military gear before it is considered mission capable.

Private Pyle, go PMCS that deuce-and-a-half.

P.M.C.S. by VP-bofh January 26, 2004

Bolo Badge 

The "Marksman" badge for US Army soldiers, which means you scored the lowest possible and still had a passing grade in the shooting range.

... this is my pathfinder badge, and this is my airborne badge, and this is my bolo badge. I was going to reshoot but what the hell, I already had my points maxed.

Bolo Badge by VP-bofh January 26, 2004

Fast Freddie 

The closest "pop up" target in a standard 300-yard US Army rifle shooting range. Fast Freddie is the only half-torso target used, all other targets are full-torso. Fast Freddie pops up 50-75M from the shooting pit.

I recommend you miss one of the 300-meter targets on purpose so you have an extra bullet in case you miss Fast Freddie.

Fast Freddie by VP-bofh January 26, 2004

Deuce and a half 

The standard 2.5 ton truck for the US Army.

Dammit, I am stuck having to drive our deuce and a half back to the shop...

Deuce and a half by VP-bofh January 26, 2004

Van Hagar 

Van Halen during the Sammy Hagar Days

Van Hagar sucked ass, I liked them better when they were Van Roth!

Van Hagar by VP-bofh January 26, 2004