p.m.p.c.

Pooter-Mouth-Pooter-Cooter
The sexual sequence of one being penetrated anally, orally, anally, then vaginally in said order.

Jim:Would you rather be subject to p.m.p.c., or be incorporated into the human centipede as the middle link?
Bobby: It don't matter none, either way I'm waking up with a mouth full of ass salad and an anus about as strong as strawberry jam sitting in the African sun for a month.

by BlimeyCunt August 30, 2017

M.P.C

M.P.C acronym used in the culinary arts meaning mean pancake club, a person/group of people known for particularly good pancakes (food item)

didn't you hear? Fizz is totally in the M.P.C B) !!

by citrus.oc October 18, 2020

M.P.C.

Look up Mo' Pussy Crew.

Everyone look out!! The M.P.C. are shit-faced drunk and there coming this way, protect your crotches. They're infamous for pounding crotches HARDSTYLE!!

by King of Hearts August 19, 2006

S.M.P.C

A abbreviated term in which a individual uses to express dominance or hate with. The abbreviation stands for Suck My Presidential Cock.

Dude PSN is down.-Kid #1
Man PS3 can S.M.P.C-Kid #2
*kneels down*-Kid #1

by Kubafiso Italiano May 17, 2011

o.m.g.p.f.m.y.s.p.c.i.m.p.t.m.v.c

Oh my god please fuck me your so perfect cum in my please take my v-card

Girl/boy: o.m.g.p.f.m.y.s.p.c.i.m.p.t.m.v.c

by 0sīr|s October 15, 2022

C.P.M

Cold Pool Multiplier, your dick size as soon as you leave a cold pool, compared to the biggest it gets during sex.

I hate how Trent always strips after swimming, everyone knows he has a shitty C.P.M

by AcronymKing February 4, 2015

F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P

Song by Fall of troy, The name stands for Fuck Condoms Pre- Marital Sex Is The Shit Get 'Em Pregnant Get 'Em Pregnant Get 'Em Pregnant

I just heard that song F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P

by ICUP666 April 10, 2008