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Everyone look out!! The M.P.C. are shit-faced drunk and there coming this way, protect your crotches. They're infamous for pounding crotches HARDSTYLE!!
M.P.C. by King of Hearts August 19, 2006
Pooter-Mouth-Pooter-Cooter
The sexual sequence of one being penetrated anally, orally, anally, then vaginally in said order.
Jim:Would you rather be subject to p.m.p.c., or be incorporated into the human centipede as the middle link?
Bobby: It don't matter none, either way I'm waking up with a mouth full of ass salad and an anus about as strong as strawberry jam sitting in the African sun for a month.
p.m.p.c. by BlimeyCunt August 30, 2017
A abbreviated term in which a individual uses to express dominance or hate with. The abbreviation stands for Suck My Presidential Cock.
Dude PSN is down.-Kid #1
Man PS3 can S.M.P.C-Kid #2
*kneels down*-Kid #1
S.M.P.C by Kubafiso Italiano May 17, 2011

o.m.g.p.f.m.y.s.p.c.i.m.p.t.m.v.c 

Oh my god please fuck me your so perfect cum in my please take my v-card
Girl/boy: o.m.g.p.f.m.y.s.p.c.i.m.p.t.m.v.c

C.I.M.P.A.C.M 

C.I.M.P.A.C.M means cum in my pussy and choke me
Girl: “hey babe C.I.M.P.A.C.M <3”
Boy: “bet, rn?”
Girl: “yeah, my parents aren’t home”
C.I.M.P.A.C.M by Tr1n1ty_ August 21, 2023

e.m.p.u.i.c.i.y.m 

"Don't play. I wish you would eat my pussy until I cum in your mouth." E.M.P.U.I.C.I.Y.M
e.m.p.u.i.c.i.y.m by Keisha214 September 29, 2017