C-Rocker 

("see-rockur")also pronounced ("see-rocka")
Someone who mentally still lives in the 1980's-early 1990's era of large hair,Wild parties, past Drinking and drugging,womanizing, Harleys, fast cars, ocassional problems with the law and absolutely no plans to change it.
It can be a good thing and also very bad.

(noun.,verb.,adjective.)
Derived from "cock-rocker"

invented in 1992.

"Quit actin like a C-Rockerdude" Noun.
"Man that party was C-Rock as hell!" ADJ.
"We were acting like some seriousC-Rockers at the club brother!"

ex. If Poison or Motley Crue would do it, it is probably C-Rock.

C-Rocker by PHI H. December 8, 2007

c-rocket 

F-Bomb is to Fuck as C-Rocket is to Cunt. One must fire a c-rocket and drop an f-bomb

"That bitch is a cunt. I'm gonna fire a c-rocket at her."

c-rocket by The bestest blacksmith January 15, 2010

crockerphilia 

The sexual attraction to Mr.Crocker from Fairly Odd Parents.

I like Mr.Crocker, so I have crockerphilia.

crockerphilia by gwaaarrrrrlarrrrl October 7, 2013

Barry Crocker 

Australian rhyming slang for shocker. Named after the Australian singer.

Your new haircut is a Barry Crocker.
(After a really bad kick in AFL footy) What a Barry Crocker!

Barry Crocker by lostempire June 11, 2006

Chris Crocker 

An Openly gay Youtube and Myspace personality. He filmed himself crying about Britney Spears in a video called "Leave Britney Spears Alone".

Chris Crocker: “Anyone who has a problem with her, you deal with me!”

Chris Crocker by Vad3r September 26, 2007

Betty Crocker 

A woman who really likes baked goods and is slowly taking over the world using them.
She created crockercorps
See also batterwitch for further detail

EB: the gushers were made by Betty Crocker!!
TG: wow
EB: i know... is nothing sacred?

Betty Crocker by Dirk's autoresponder March 15, 2012

Petty Crocker 

Cooking up petty revenge like a Betty Crocker cake; excelling at all things petty

“She ate all my Oreos so I replaced the filling with toothpaste.”
Damn girl! That was very Petty Crocker of you!

I’m such a Petty Crocker! My roommate woke me up early, so I blasted “I’m a Barbie Girl” on a loop for 3 hours.

Petty Crocker by Jade silver November 23, 2018